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461 comments for 'best yo mama joke'
jeremy vallesteros
february 25, 2007 |
2:26 am
yo momma is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and said she was a professional and was over-qualified.
terry
february 25, 2007 |
9:36 pm
yo momma so old she still old the flinstones foodstamps
lil weezy
february 28, 2007 |
12:42 am
yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refun
chris
february 28, 2007 |
4:31 am
yo mamma has so many white hairs when i went to mount everest everyone thought she was the yeti.
chris
february 28, 2007 |
4:33 am
you mamma is like the flinstones i can make her bed-rock.
pete tong
february 28, 2007 |
10:25 am
yo momma is so gay she is a lebian
adam
march 1, 2007 |
1:07 am
you momma is like a hard ware store– 25 cents a screw
adam
march 1, 2007 |
1:10 am
your momma was like mccdonalds last night because she was bah bah bah bah bah love it !!!
adam
march 1, 2007 |
1:11 am
your momma is like a freezer everyone stores their meat in her
gtgy45y
march 1, 2007 |
8:21 pm
your so dumb u tried to commit suicide off a curb/////////
joey
march 2, 2007 |
3:32 pm
yo momma so fat she dont have to go on the internet she is already world wide
joey
march 2, 2007 |
3:34 pm
yo momma is so fat she sang with a beach whale the whale sang we are family even tho u bigger than me
jake
march 2, 2007 |
10:52 pm
your momma such a slut she gets more ass than a toilet seat
jake
march 2, 2007 |
10:56 pm
yo momma so ugly when she goes into a bank they turn the cameras off
nick
march 5, 2007 |
3:24 pm
yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and sang, a b c d e f g get ur fat ass off of me
nick
march 5, 2007 |
3:25 pm
yo momma so fat when she fell she ended world hunger
nick
march 5, 2007 |
3:27 pm
yo momma like railroad tracks she gets laid down the country
keep ya guessing
march 7, 2007 |
10:55 pm
ya momma so stupid she studied for a drug test
aricka
march 8, 2007 |
1:13 am
yo mama so stupid, she was yellin in a envelope and i asked her why and she said “im sendin voicemail!”
anonymous
march 9, 2007 |
12:54 pm
yo momma’s like a ceiling fan, when i turn her on, she blows everything around her.
miranda
march 10, 2007 |
4:12 am
yo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “sorry no professionals”
miranda
march 10, 2007 |
4:13 am
yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
apryl
march 15, 2007 |
12:24 pm
your mama so fat when she stepped on the scales the said to br continued…lol
anonymous
march 15, 2007 |
2:25 pm
your mum so dumb she sold her car for petral money lol
i did yo momma
march 16, 2007 |
4:51 pm
yo momma is so fat she puts insurence on her food!
adamvcs
march 16, 2007 |
4:54 pm
yo momma is so fat she puts insurence on her food
adam
march 16, 2007 |
4:58 pm
me and yo momma did it last night
michael
march 16, 2007 |
6:34 pm
yo momma so stupid i told her to take a chill pill and she had an ice cube
michael
march 16, 2007 |
6:38 pm
yo moms so fat she jumped in the ocean and the tsunami came
michael
march 16, 2007 |
6:43 pm
yo mom is like a pool table balls go in and balls come out
michael
march 16, 2007 |
6:44 pm
yo moms like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck
alex moeller
march 18, 2007 |
3:20 am
yo momma is so stupid she can’t tell black from white
genny
march 18, 2007 |
4:57 am
yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale in the bathroom
chris
march 18, 2007 |
4:58 am
that was a good one genny.
chris
march 18, 2007 |
4:59 am
yo alex moeller tell your mother i forgot my trojan war comdons.i want them back.
anonymous
march 18, 2007 |
7:02 pm
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
kirby
march 19, 2007 |
12:05 pm
your moms so fat every time she turns around its her birthday
gaz
march 19, 2007 |
12:07 pm
your momma is so fat she walked past the t.v and i missed 3 episodes……safe blud sign out 2000 + 7
reppin the uk in lil towncalled bridgnorth…..brapppppppp!
gaz
march 19, 2007 |
12:09 pm
your moms so fat shes got more rolls than a kingsmill bakery……safe yo…..
mike
march 20, 2007 |
1:48 pm
yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingereed, and then trown to the gutter.
mike
march 20, 2007 |
1:50 pm
yo momma so fat her paints have stretch marks.
mike
march 20, 2007 |
1:50 pm
yo momma so big it takes 2 trains and a bus ride to get on her good side.
mit
march 20, 2007 |
7:17 pm
you’re momma is so stupid she went into walmart and thought she was buying walls
danielle
march 20, 2007 |
9:31 pm
yo mommas so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up
yo mommas so stupid she tried to hand herself with a bungee cord
kevin
march 21, 2007 |
11:50 pm
yo mammas so old when i told her to act her own age she died.
kevin
march 21, 2007 |
11:53 pm
ur mommas so fat when she goes to a resturant she looks at the menu and says ok.
kevin
march 21, 2007 |
11:55 pm
ur mommas so fat she has to wake up in sessions.
kevin
march 21, 2007 |
11:57 pm
ur mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger popped out of george washingtons nose.
kevin
march 21, 2007 |
11:59 pm
ur mommas so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts
ash
march 22, 2007 |
12:23 am
yo mamma’s ears are so big even the elephants come around fo shade
john
march 22, 2007 |
12:27 am
that was the best joke ever
anna
march 23, 2007 |
8:19 am
your momma is so dum she hit by a park car
anna
march 23, 2007 |
8:21 am
yo momma is dum she ran after the garbage man with a shopping list
anna
march 23, 2007 |
8:22 am
yo mommas ass is so hairy it looks like don kings about to pop out and say wat happend to america
anna
march 23, 2007 |
8:23 am
yo momma is so fat she fell in to the grand caniuon and got stuck
anna
march 23, 2007 |
8:25 am
yo mamma so old it say expired on her birth certificate
anna
march 23, 2007 |
8:27 am
yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
anna
march 23, 2007 |
8:29 am
ur momas so shoet u can see her feet on her drvers lisence
stephenclement
march 23, 2007 |
4:16 pm
yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry
gianni
march 23, 2007 |
4:23 pm
ur momma so fat she has to iron her pants on her drive way
john smith
march 23, 2007 |
6:52 pm
yo moma is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly………i would know….i was with her last night
mac
march 23, 2007 |
7:58 pm
yo momma is so fat all her relationships are long distance.
mac
march 23, 2007 |
7:59 pm
yo momma is so poor even the poor kids in africa donated money.
mac
march 23, 2007 |
8:02 pm
yo mamma’s so ugly she put the boogy man out of business
mac
march 23, 2007 |
8:04 pm
yo mamma is so ugly we had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the damn dogs to play wit her
mac
march 23, 2007 |
8:10 pm
yo momma is so fat she tried using 3 tampons, but they just couldn’t stay in.
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mac
march 23, 2007 |
8:12 pm
yo momma is so fat, on her passport identification its reads: picture is continued on next 5 pages.
mac
march 23, 2007 |
8:15 pm
yo mamma is so fat she needs a map just to find her ass.
mac
march 23, 2007 |
8:23 pm
gianni, you just got that joke from yo momma. i watched it today with chris and harp you dumb sh*t
anonymous
march 27, 2007 |
7:14 am
yo mamma is fat she stepped on a talking scale, and it said “get the hell off!!”
anonymous
march 27, 2007 |
7:19 am
yo mamma’s fat, when she bends ova, we go into daylight savings time…
butter
march 27, 2007 |
1:40 pm
yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow skool bus go by filled with white kids and said “stop that twinkie”
butter
march 27, 2007 |
1:43 pm
yo mamma so fat your daddy had too roll her in the flowers to find the wet spot.
butter
march 27, 2007 |
1:45 pm
yo mamma so poor i asked her to watch color tv she said “were out of crayons.”
butter
march 27, 2007 |
1:47 pm
yo mamma so poor i asked her to use the bathroom she said “pick a corner.”
joe big
march 28, 2007 |
6:37 am
ure momma is so fat when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips!!!
beat that
anonymous
march 28, 2007 |
10:48 am
yo mamma is ugly she needs 2 wear a paper bag ove her head so no1 can c her ulgy face
anonymous
march 28, 2007 |
10:50 am
yo mamma is fat wen her beeper goes off ppl thought she was backin up
anonymous
march 28, 2007 |
10:51 am
yo mamma so fat wen she tripped on 10th st,.. she landed on 22nd st..
seth stenner
march 29, 2007 |
4:23 am
man all your jokes are so stolen from the internet there should be a popup add behind all of you.
anonymous
march 29, 2007 |
5:59 pm
yo mamma so black and fat that when she goes into the ocean everyone runs cause they think there is an oil spill.
anonymous
march 30, 2007 |
7:43 pm
you mamma is so fat she d’ont take picture she take postre
nang
april 1, 2007 |
7:44 am
yo mumma and computer there are no diffrence because they both have viruses
greg
april 3, 2007 |
7:54 pm
yo mama is like a gas staton pay before u pump
nathan
april 4, 2007 |
3:18 am
yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu
nathan
april 4, 2007 |
3:19 am
yo moma was kikin a can i asked what was she doin she said movin
nathan
april 4, 2007 |
3:20 am
yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off they think shes backing up
nathan
april 4, 2007 |
3:21 am
yo momma so fat her nipples on her back
nathan
april 4, 2007 |
3:23 am
yo momma so ugly people thought she was chubackaof of star wars and asked her for her autograph autograph
hentaiman joe
april 4, 2007 |
4:12 am
your momma is so fat that she ate popoo and leeched off a cheat engine from maplestory.net nigga!!!
!!!!!!!
james-sergey
april 4, 2007 |
7:05 pm
yo momas like a mcdonalds double quarter pounder, give her 2 quarters just to pound her and the cheese was optional.
james-sergey
april 4, 2007 |
7:10 pm
yo momas like a mcdonalds happy meal , all her meals are happy
ya mum
april 5, 2007 |
12:50 am
ya mummas so fat she goes to mcdonalds and they ask her wat she doesn’t want
ya mum
april 5, 2007 |
12:51 am
ya mummas so dumb she got run over by a parked car
ya mum
april 5, 2007 |
12:52 am
ya mummas so fat when u get on top of her ur ears pop
ya mum
april 5, 2007 |
12:53 am
ya mummas so fat when i did her last night i burnt my ass on the light bulb
ya mum
april 5, 2007 |
12:58 am
ur mummas so fat it takes a whole cotton field to make her a tampon
greg
april 5, 2007 |
7:49 pm
yo moma is so fat jesus can’t lift her spirit
greg
april 5, 2007 |
7:53 pm
yo moma is so ugly and black she look like a chewd up tootsie roll
greg
april 5, 2007 |
7:53 pm
yo moma is so black she went to the funeral naked
greg
april 5, 2007 |
7:55 pm
yo moma stepped on the scale and she thought it was her phone number
maxim
april 5, 2007 |
8:01 pm
yo moma is so fat she has nipples in her neck
maxim
april 5, 2007 |
8:09 pm
yo moma is so stupid she satonthe tv to watch the couch
bo dog
april 7, 2007 |
11:23 pm
yo moma is so ugly that she put her head out the car window and the cop said stop mooning
bo dog
april 7, 2007 |
11:35 pm
yo moma is so fat maxim she put mayonnaise on aspirin!
mike
april 9, 2007 |
7:49 pm
yo momma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
kelsey
april 11, 2007 |
6:44 pm
yo momma so hairy you almost died of a rug burn at birth
kelsey
april 11, 2007 |
6:45 pm
yo mommas like a vacuum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet
homie k
april 11, 2007 |
6:51 pm
yo mommas so stupid when she heard of the oj trial, she thought it was a taste test of tropicana and sunkist
homie k
april 11, 2007 |
6:54 pm
yo momma so stupid when i said it was chilly outside, she took a spoon out
homie k
april 11, 2007 |
6:55 pm
yo momma so stupid, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her
patrick white
april 12, 2007 |
1:53 pm
yo mamma is like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and gets laid ing the closet!
patrick white
april 12, 2007 |
1:55 pm
yo mamma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in throwen in the gutter and keeps coming back for more
jose p
april 12, 2007 |
6:04 pm
vcbnfgy jn
jose p
april 12, 2007 |
6:12 pm
yo mother is so hott we needed some oil to vook some eggs
jose p
april 12, 2007 |
6:14 pm
yo mom so dum she farted
jose p
april 12, 2007 |
6:16 pm
jose pena is special because my mom told her dududududududuuuuududuu
jose p
april 12, 2007 |
6:17 pm
qhd21vhvfqifkht5647@npkvtjwernkb.@#$%^^*u
jose p
april 12, 2007 |
6:21 pm
mike sucks dick
jose p
april 12, 2007 |
6:22 pm
i suck dick
mick
april 12, 2007 |
6:23 pm
i lick for free you know what i meen heheheheeee
jordan
april 17, 2007 |
12:13 am
your mums so dumb she sits on the t.v and watches the couch!!!
jordan
april 17, 2007 |
12:14 am
your mums so fat when god said let there be light she had 2 move!!!
daryl
april 18, 2007 |
2:34 pm
two gay guys are having sex and they both die at the same time, who goes to hell first, the one on the top or bottom, the one on the bottom cause he’s already got his shit packed
emma&chris
april 18, 2007 |
9:42 pm
ur mamas so stupid that she was locked in safeways and died of hunger
josh pearce
april 20, 2007 |
9:09 pm
your muma is so fat shes like the lottery it takes 2 weeks to roll over
josh pearce
april 20, 2007 |
9:10 pm
ur mum is so stupid she watches the seatie and sits on the tele :}
josh pearce
april 20, 2007 |
9:11 pm
ya mumma is so fat each time she turns around its my b day
josh pearce
april 20, 2007 |
9:12 pm
i hv all the words on the dictonary printed on my dick so why dont ya gf come over and ill put some words in her mouth :p oooooooooo
josh pearce
april 20, 2007 |
9:13 pm
ya so ugly u make an onion cry
josh pearce
april 20, 2007 |
9:14 pm
did ya hear about the campfire it was intense !
connor
april 23, 2007 |
8:15 am
i love boobie like ya mom
zmile
april 25, 2007 |
9:48 pm
yo momma is so ugly she saw micheal jackson and screamed my twin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zmile
april 25, 2007 |
9:53 pm
yo momma iz so fat the only way for her to get through the white house iz free donutz on the other side!!!!!!!!
craig cook
april 26, 2007 |
12:34 pm
ur muma so stuped she cant get to a-b with out sayin the rest of the alphabet
shaun
april 27, 2007 |
3:40 am
ya mums so fat she ate jenny and craig
ppl
may 7, 2007 |
8:17 am
your so ugly wen u were born ur mum said wat a treasure and ur dad said yeah lets go burry it
anonymous
may 8, 2007 |
7:09 pm
u mum so fat she orbits around small objects
ruben rodriguez
may 8, 2007 |
9:39 pm
you guys suck. here’s an original
yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
yo momma so fat she ,lives on both sides of the family
yo momma so fat she lives in two time zones
yo momma so slow she still has crystal pepsi.
yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her iq
yo momma so stupid she said to a stranger, ” i’ll give you $20 for $5″
yo momma so fat her when she bleeds donught glaze comes out.
ruben rodriguez
may 8, 2007 |
9:40 pm
yo momma so old she knew mr. clean when he had an afro
yo momma so old ahe saw the birth of jesus
ruben rodriguez
may 8, 2007 |
9:42 pm
i’ll challenge any of you people
if you want my myspace is www.mypace.com/mexicanruben619
ruben rodriguez
may 8, 2007 |
10:42 pm
yo moma so old she ows jesus 5 bucks
yo moma so fat she came in 1st,2nd,and 3rd place
yo moma so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and i said wheres the other one she said i found this one
challenge me rubens younger cousin my myspace is
www.myspace.com/mexicanjose619
anonymous
may 9, 2007 |
7:04 pm
yo momma so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see wat was on the other side…hoes!!
anonymous
may 9, 2007 |
7:04 pm
suck it!!
michael jackson
may 9, 2007 |
7:06 pm
yo momma so fat the telephone marketers gave her her own area code!
3'z and jonsey
may 10, 2007 |
8:14 am
ur mumas sex is like macdonalds im lovin it
3'z and jonsey
may 10, 2007 |
8:40 am
ur mum likes anal
3'z and jonsey
may 10, 2007 |
8:54 am
ur mum is so fat she needs a gps systom to find her ass
3'z and jonsey
may 10, 2007 |
8:55 am
ur mum is so fat i hade to role over her 3 times and i was still on her
3'z and jonsey
may 10, 2007 |
8:57 am
tell ur muma to make me pancakes becuase she burnt me eggs this mornin
3'z and jonsey
may 10, 2007 |
9:01 am
ur mum is so stupid she waz lockes in bilo and starved to death
3'z and jonsey
may 10, 2007 |
9:03 am
ur mum is so stupid she thought that tacobell was a phone cumpany
elliott
may 10, 2007 |
11:05 pm
yo momma is so ugly her reflection ducked down.
3'z
may 11, 2007 |
6:18 am
ur mum is so fat when she sat in the park the runers ran marathons around her
3'z
may 11, 2007 |
6:20 am
ur mum is like a hardware store 25 cents a screw
hahahahahahaha
3'z
may 11, 2007 |
6:21 am
ur mum is so poor when i came over i said wheres the toilet she said 2nd bucket on the left
mitchell:)
may 12, 2007 |
4:20 am
ur moms so dum she got starved in a food factory
joe
may 12, 2007 |
9:02 am
yo momma so fat she takes up 3 seats on the bus!!!
james
may 14, 2007 |
9:19 pm
yo mama so fat
james
may 14, 2007 |
9:20 pm
yo mama so fat she ate my car an said my stering whele was rough but my leather so soft
james
may 14, 2007 |
9:21 pm
yo mama so fat i have to role her over twice just to get her on her good side
bradley
may 17, 2007 |
4:59 am
yo’ mumma is so fat that all the whales start singing we are one big happy family
anonymous
may 17, 2007 |
9:36 am
sso what a lil dirt
me :dd
may 17, 2007 |
11:40 am
&& yo momma’s like a tornado she comes to town & blows everybody
jasna
may 18, 2007 |
3:08 pm
your mama’s so strict your jokes suck ass!!! hehe
tom
may 19, 2007 |
12:10 am
yo mom like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingerd and throun bac in the gutter
tom
may 19, 2007 |
12:11 am
ur moms like a bike ppl hope on and go riding 4 miles
tom
may 19, 2007 |
12:12 am
ur moms so poor i went in her house and trod on a cigaret she said weres all the heating gone
tom
may 19, 2007 |
12:16 am
ur moms like a d.i.y shop its 25p a screw
tom
may 19, 2007 |
12:17 am
ur moms so stupid she brought a doenut and took it bac coz it had a hole in the middle of it
james
may 20, 2007 |
6:57 pm
yo momma so fat she has to use a boomarage to put her belt on
james
may 20, 2007 |
7:02 pm
your mums so small u can c her feet on her driving lisince
james
may 20, 2007 |
7:02 pm
your mums so fat she makes king kong look slim
your mum
may 21, 2007 |
9:01 am
your muma so fat the only thing stopin her to get to jenny craige was the door
david
may 21, 2007 |
10:28 am
your mumas armpits r so hairy it looks like shes got bob marlie ibn a headlock
bob
may 21, 2007 |
2:28 pm
youre jokes are realy gay
ronnie
may 21, 2007 |
7:19 pm
yo momma so fat she got on the elevator and every one was like its goin down!
ronnie
may 21, 2007 |
7:21 pm
yo momma so fat yo daddy got to set in the back seat just to keep the car balanced
showtime
may 21, 2007 |
7:24 pm
yo momma so musty when she wear secret it gets out
jamal
may 21, 2007 |
7:26 pm
yo momma so fat the pacfic ocean is her bath tube….. damn
andrea
may 21, 2007 |
7:28 pm
yo mama so black, her shadow had to use a flashlight to find her! where she at?!
showtime
may 21, 2007 |
7:30 pm
yo momma so musty when she put on speed stick it slowed down….damn
anonymous
may 21, 2007 |
11:56 pm
yo mamas so ugly i drew her face on my butt and everyone thought it was her
ur gay
may 22, 2007 |
4:59 am
and try and spell propper
anonymous
may 23, 2007 |
3:49 pm
travis
yo mommo is so old she ran track with god
anonymous
may 23, 2007 |
3:53 pm
shawn a.k.a boopy
yo momma is so black when she walk out side the moon quits
anonymous
may 23, 2007 |
3:59 pm
travis
yo momma is so black when the cops shot at her at night the bullet came back for a flashlight
anonymous
may 23, 2007 |
4:03 pm
shawn a.k.a boopy
yo momma teeth is so buttery when she go out side and smile the sun say work on your on time
anonymous
may 23, 2007 |
4:07 pm
anthony white jr. i live in east st lou
im so gay i
travis
may 23, 2007 |
4:13 pm
yo momma is so old she walked into the history yard sale and some one wanted to buy her
david
may 23, 2007 |
8:22 pm
yo momma so fat when the cashier at kfc asked her what size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof
david
may 23, 2007 |
8:24 pm
yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets thrown inthe closet
anthony
may 24, 2007 |
11:33 am
your mums armpits are soo hairy, it looks like she got bob marley in a head lock !
litttle laura
may 24, 2007 |
6:06 pm
ya moms so small she has to slam dunk her bus fair xdx
amanda
may 24, 2007 |
7:30 pm
yo mama is like a happy meal she’s fat,she’s happy, and she is greasy
djuane
may 25, 2007 |
6:02 pm
yo mama is like a door nob everbody gets a turn
joker2
may 27, 2007 |
4:21 am
your mom is like esrb. shes rated e for everyone.
joe mama king
may 27, 2007 |
11:52 pm
joe mama soo hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her
oooooooooooooooooo
what now
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
12:01 am
ur mmama so ugly it takes 2 bages 2 cover her face
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
12:02 am
ur mamma so stupied she stuck battires up he but and staredt singiing
i got the power
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
12:03 am
ur mamma so poor she waz kicking a can around and a guy asked what are u doing and she said moving
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
12:04 am
u peepz just got layed like ur mom
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
12:05 am
u cant touch this
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
12:07 am
your so ugly when u were born the dotcers slap ur mom!!!!!!
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
12:07 am
yeaaaa i am the king
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
12:10 am
yeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
12:16 am
ur mamma so stupied she sold her car for gas money!!!!!! u got sverd
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
2:43 pm
im only 11 peeps u can not touch this
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
2:44 pm
clay .a a..k.a hershy boy or captinapplesauce
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
2:47 pm
ruben ur joeks suck balls mine are funny
joe mama king
may 28, 2007 |
2:48 pm
†‡nîg!µtm䮀™
samii...
may 31, 2007 |
7:45 pm
ya moms so stupid she gt locked in a supper market n starved 2 death …
ya moms so fat when she coems out in a yellow rain coat ppl shout taxi
ya moms so fat da wen she sat on d rainbow skittles poped out …
ya mom so stupid she stcuk a battery up er arss n sed i gt d power
ya mom so stupid she pressed the red button 2 mek a pakie blow up ….
ben lake
june 1, 2007 |
12:56 am
your mummas so fat people pay her for shade
ben lake
june 1, 2007 |
12:56 am
your mums so stupid she sold her car for petrol money
ben lake
june 1, 2007 |
12:58 am
your mummas so fat we were playing hide and seek and i spotted her behind the himmalayas
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
2:44 pm
yor mamas so gullible she jumped of the cn tower when i told her to.
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
2:50 pm
your mamas so dumb when she stepped in the parking lot she got ran over by a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
2:51 pm
your mamas so fat when she hugged me she made me into pieses of ash.
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
2:53 pm
your mamas so pour when she wypes her ass with toilet paper she hangs it up to dry!
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
2:55 pm
your mamas so fat when she needs 999999999999999999 chairs to sit down.lol
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
3:00 pm
your mamas so stupid she stuck a bird up he ass and sang i belive i can fly!!!!!!!!!!
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
3:01 pm
your mamas so dumb she ate dog food and starded barking!!!! arf arf arfarafarafara
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
3:02 pm
your mamas so dumb she stuck to thingers up her ass and they were behind her head and said look im a bunny rabit.!!!!!!
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
3:07 pm
you mamas so dumb she thought her house was a garbage can!
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
3:15 pm
your mamas such a scardy cat because when she flushes the toilet she thinks shes going to drown..
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
5:35 pm
yo mamas so fat she but mayonaise on her asprin!!!!!!!!!!!!
sharon
june 1, 2007 |
5:42 pm
your mama is so ugly her shadow ran away!!
anonymous
june 2, 2007 |
12:37 am
yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
lil d
june 2, 2007 |
1:41 am
yo mamma eat so much food when she go outside the dogs say its lunchtime
lil d
june 2, 2007 |
1:44 am
yo momma so ugly when she look in da mirror her reflection dissapears
seth
june 3, 2007 |
12:33 am
your moms like wall mart always low prices.
lil.sam
june 3, 2007 |
5:24 pm
yomamma so ugly she looked out the window and got aressted for mooning
lil.sam
june 3, 2007 |
5:26 pm
yomamma so fat she had sex and could’ent fell her husbands dick cause she was so fat
lil.sam
june 3, 2007 |
5:40 pm
yomamma so ugly her mum had 2 b drunk 2 breast feed her
budda
june 4, 2007 |
9:43 am
ya mumma so old i told her to act her age and she died
budda
june 4, 2007 |
9:46 am
ya mumma so fat wen she go to macdonalds they ask wat she dont want
evan
june 5, 2007 |
11:33 pm
yo moma so stupid on he job application it said sex? she marked m and f and wrote sometimes wednesday
jay
june 8, 2007 |
12:15 am
your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!!!!!
jay
june 8, 2007 |
12:17 am
your brother is so stupid i asked him if he was gay and he said no ,but my boy friend is
jay
june 8, 2007 |
12:20 am
your mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
jay
june 8, 2007 |
12:25 am
your mama is so fat instead of saying ballin she said bakin
kingofjokes
june 8, 2007 |
10:09 am
your momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it
joe mama king
june 8, 2007 |
6:01 pm
u jokes are all gay u just copied mist of mine!!!
joe mama king
june 8, 2007 |
6:03 pm
ur mama so ugly she makes michol jakson look hot, ur mama so ugly she makes poop look like the hotest thing ever
joe mama king
june 8, 2007 |
6:04 pm
ur mama so gat when god said let there be light he ask her 2 move ohhhhhhhhh u got owned!!!!!! burnnn
joe mama king
june 8, 2007 |
6:06 pm
ur mama so fat her car is made of spandex
shawday
june 9, 2007 |
6:20 pm
your mama iz sooooooo ugly that when she want to tthe jungle of africa she made all the animalz run away even the king of da jungle
bobby bob
june 9, 2007 |
8:40 pm
yo moma so dumb she got in a car accident in the driveway
bobby bob
june 9, 2007 |
8:41 pm
yo momma so smelly people go up 2 her and say eww u stink
bobby bob
june 9, 2007 |
8:42 pm
yo momma so ugly freddy crougar has nightmares of her
bobby bob
june 9, 2007 |
8:43 pm
yo momma so ugly i kicked her in face
bobby bob
june 9, 2007 |
8:44 pm
yo momma so dumb she said it was a nice day but it was midnight and raining
bobby bob
june 9, 2007 |
8:45 pm
dildo
bobby bob
june 9, 2007 |
8:47 pm
yo momma so dumb she tried to get old in the fountain of youth
bobby bob
june 9, 2007 |
8:49 pm
yo momma so fat her belly button is a black hole lol!
bobby bob
june 9, 2007 |
8:52 pm
yo momma so fat she’s skinny
bobby bob
june 10, 2007 |
3:17 am
yo momma so dumb she hit a parked car
bobby bob
june 10, 2007 |
4:15 pm
yo momma so dumb she got fat
bobby bob
june 10, 2007 |
4:16 pm
yo momma so fat she wheres whales for a bra
bill
june 12, 2007 |
3:41 am
your momma so fat, google had to map her
personn
june 12, 2007 |
8:19 am
ya mumm is so dumb she tried to drown a fish
kyle
june 13, 2007 |
6:52 pm
yo mamma so dumb she climbed over glass wall, to see whats on the other side.
shivon
june 13, 2007 |
8:38 pm
ur so dumb that u get on the number 142 bus and ask the bus driver when is the 142 gonna be here!!
shivon
june 13, 2007 |
8:40 pm
avneet jandu!!!! is so fat that she looks like she has elephant quadruplets!!
shivon
june 13, 2007 |
8:41 pm
avneet jandu!!! is so ugly that her own family hates her!!!
lmaoo!
da real yo momma king
june 14, 2007 |
9:57 pm
yo mom so old she new burger king when he waz a prince
da real yo momma king
june 14, 2007 |
9:58 pm
yo mom so ugly they filmed “gorilla’s in da mist” in her shower
da real yo momma king
june 14, 2007 |
9:59 pm
yo mom so ugly even rice krispies wont talk to her
da real yo momma king
june 14, 2007 |
10:00 pm
yo mom so ugly when she cry the tears roll down the back of her head
da real yo momma king
june 14, 2007 |
10:01 pm
yo mom so poor she bouces food stamps
da real yo momma king
june 14, 2007 |
10:01 pm
yo mom so poor she bounces food stamps
da real yo momma king
june 14, 2007 |
10:03 pm
yo mommas house so small i ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
da real yo momma king
june 14, 2007 |
10:03 pm
yo house so small i stuck the key in the door and stabbed everybody.
da real yo momma king
june 14, 2007 |
10:05 pm
yo mom so fat instead of giving me syphallyss she gave me cholesterol
da real yo momma king
june 14, 2007 |
10:06 pm
yo mom so fat her pictures weigh 10 pounds.
lil booze
june 15, 2007 |
3:06 am
yo mamma is so fat she makes a whirlpool with her stomach
eufmg
june 16, 2007 |
9:45 am
ass
joe mama king
june 19, 2007 |
9:36 pm
suree ur not the real one i am asshole u cant do any kool jokes i dint even laugh!!!!
jose
june 20, 2007 |
12:43 am
yo momma’s so stupid, she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
j dog
june 20, 2007 |
5:53 am
yo mom is so fat she was in a book for fat people and her picture went on pgs. 45 46 47 48 49.
j dog
june 20, 2007 |
10:46 pm
yo mom so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
dudette
june 23, 2007 |
1:45 am
yo momma’s so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
yo momma’s so fat that when she ran by in a yellow dress i thought i’d missed the bus.
yo momma’s so stupid she failed a blood test.
yo momma’s so old her social security number is 1.
joe mama king
june 23, 2007 |
11:57 am
joe mamma so fat her car is made of spandex!!!!!!! }: )
shamma
june 24, 2007 |
6:36 pm
your mmama so old she has a autograph from jesus
bree~bree
june 27, 2007 |
5:22 am
yo momma is so ugly……………..her face needs more construction than new orleans
bree~bree
june 27, 2007 |
5:25 am
yo momma is so short when she’s sittin on the curb her feet dangle
bree~bree
june 27, 2007 |
5:26 am
yo momma is so black she went to night school and got marked absent
bree~bree
june 27, 2007 |
5:27 am
yo momma is so fat her belt size is equator
bree~bree
june 27, 2007 |
5:29 am
yo momma is so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales startted singin *we r family ..even though ur bigger than me**
sickah then yuh average
june 28, 2007 |
11:33 pm
yo momma so hairy that when she took a shower they filmed gorillas in the mist
sickah then yuh average
june 28, 2007 |
11:35 pm
yo momma so white she’s two shades from disapearing
sickah then yuh average
june 28, 2007 |
11:36 pm
yo momma so ugly the b*tch is a modern day masterpiece
sickah then yuh average
june 28, 2007 |
11:37 pm
yo momma so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews
anthony
june 29, 2007 |
10:10 pm
yo momma so fat obi-wan said thats no moon, thats yo momma
john smith
june 29, 2007 |
10:14 pm
yo momma so ugly that when she looked in the mirror, her reflection walked away
steffy
july 1, 2007 |
8:01 am
ur mommas so fat if she wore black and yellow someone would call taxi
ahhhh
july 1, 2007 |
8:19 am
ya mum is like the permuter triangle u go in and neva cum out
ahhhh
july 1, 2007 |
8:22 am
ya mums so poor she hangs her toilet paper out to dry!!!!! :):) beat that:)
alex hodgen
july 2, 2007 |
11:45 am
ur mom is so ugly she asked for a boyfirend n god told hert to commit suicide quicky be before its toooo late
ed bentley
july 2, 2007 |
11:56 am
your mom is so faqt she went top iran to buy a bomb and met a man called hasaban he was gay so she cried hahahaha
keith
july 2, 2007 |
7:03 pm
these jokes are so funny and all i can say is congratulations for your mom
btw ya moms so fat she went the beatch and a whale started singing we are family even tho ur bigger then me
smc
july 4, 2007 |
4:47 pm
yo momma is like coffee if i don’t get her every morning i get cranky
all people are retards
july 5, 2007 |
2:23 am
so u drink ur mom
anonymous
july 6, 2007 |
3:58 pm
yo momma is so dumb she lost her virginity to yo dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anonymous
july 6, 2007 |
3:59 pm
yo momma is like a bakery 25 cent a roll!
anonymous
july 6, 2007 |
4:00 pm
yo momma so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck
anonymous
july 6, 2007 |
4:01 pm
yo momma so fat she tred to jump in the grand canyon but got stuck in space!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anonymous
july 6, 2007 |
4:02 pm
yo momma so fat i saw her on the itnternet as a world wide screw department!!!!!!!!!!!!
suck it
july 6, 2007 |
4:05 pm
yo momma so fat she rolled over a $100 bill and made it 400 quarters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma soooooooooooooo fat she rolled over a $1000000 bill and made it 100000000 pennies!!!!!!!!!!!
suck it
july 6, 2007 |
4:06 pm
yo momma like my d!k everyone wants to suk it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
suck it
july 6, 2007 |
4:06 pm
oh yeah i liked wat she did last night to me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
abaybay
july 7, 2007 |
1:35 am
a bob and bradley both of yo mommas so ugly it takes a fire extinguser just to put her nasty wrinkles out
abaybay
july 7, 2007 |
1:50 am
a when i say this im dissing all of ya’ll including you suck it. ya’ll mommas so fat they look like mrs.busha off norbit
abaybay
july 7, 2007 |
1:58 am
a ruben im callen u out yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo momma so stupid when i told her it was chilli outside she got a bowl.
abaybay
july 7, 2007 |
2:01 am
ruben im callen u out yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo momma so stupid when i told her it was chilli outside she got a bowl.
abaybay
july 7, 2007 |
3:50 am
suck it this song goes out to yo momma i no yo momma was treated bad by yo daddy so i beat his a.s.s for my shawty i no you not my girl im not your man so im going to call u my shawty im sorry icheated on u whith ur sister so baby im sorry
abaybay
july 7, 2007 |
4:03 am
anoymous u ain’t sh|t.yo daddy so gay he probly a he she.
abaybay
july 7, 2007 |
4:12 am
ruben you so broke you have to go to the jailhouse to eat breakfast,lunch,and supper.
abaybay
july 7, 2007 |
4:14 am
ruban yo momma so lezbian she got nuts and glory.
shut up stupid
july 7, 2007 |
4:54 am
yo momma so ugly dat yo daddy takes her 2 work wit him jus so he ain’t gotta kiss her goodbye!!!!!!!
shut up stupid
july 7, 2007 |
4:56 am
yo momma so ugly weneva sasquatch sees her he runs away
shut up stupid
july 7, 2007 |
5:04 am
i will challenge any of ya’ll ppl if u wanna get beat down
abaybay
july 7, 2007 |
2:22 pm
shut up stupid im challenging u now.matter of fact im just going to call u a hole.a hole yo momma so fat when she came in to mcdonalds one man said big mac with cheese for free.no body can beat if you can come on.ya’ll ain’t nothing but faggots
rachel
july 9, 2007 |
2:30 am
ok all these jokes suck!! n i agree wit abaybay..u all r a bunch of fags lol j/k ima lovin some of these jokes!!
abaybay
july 9, 2007 |
1:31 pm
are yu a girl rachel well thanks for agreeing with me.a me u cool but not on know gay sh** if u a man.
james vallesteros
july 10, 2007 |
4:49 am
your mama is such a midget, she can hang glide on a dorito.
your mama is so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
your mama is so stupid, someone said it’s chilly outside and she grabbed a spoon.
abaybay
july 10, 2007 |
4:51 pm
ok bitch u tring to steal my joke to well james yo daddy so old he look like pops off wayans brothers.
rachel
july 11, 2007 |
5:01 pm
yeah n james u basically took all the jokes 4 up above..u need 2 make ur own jokes!
max
july 12, 2007 |
6:20 pm
yo nana so gehtto so washes her paper plates
max
july 12, 2007 |
6:21 pm
yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who through that rock
max
july 12, 2007 |
6:23 pm
this is a fact,ya mama is wack,she needs a tic.not a tac,but the whole damn pack
also yo mama nees listerine,not a sip,not a swallow,but the whole damn bottle
joe mama king
july 12, 2007 |
7:10 pm
james get a life and a gf because ur parnets hate u sooo go away ass hole i bet u u cant make up any real joe mamma jokes!!!!
joe mama king
july 12, 2007 |
7:12 pm
man these jokes are rotfl if yea know what im trying 2 say
keiren
july 13, 2007 |
10:33 am
your door bell only goes ding cause ur mammas sitting on the dong
keith
july 13, 2007 |
7:36 pm
ya mama so fat the back of neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
keith
july 13, 2007 |
7:43 pm
ya mama so poor i asked to use the bathroom she said down the hall third bucket on the left.
ya mama so ugly that when she was born her mama put her the corner and feed her butterbeans with a slingshot.
alex
july 14, 2007 |
1:01 am
>yo mama so ugle she tride to masterbat but the finger said “i could do beter.”
yo mama so poor that your family conflaks with a fork to save milk
ricky willars
july 15, 2007 |
2:40 am
yo mamma is so ugly …….. shes ugly
alex
july 15, 2007 |
3:14 am
yo mama so fat people trow peanut at here in stead of the elephants
jeanna
july 17, 2007 |
1:25 am
your momma so stupid she got cut with a razor phone!
samatarian
july 18, 2007 |
3:15 pm
yo momma teeth is so yellow
samatarian
july 18, 2007 |
3:16 pm
yo momma teeth is so yellow &black when she smiles it looks like a phild. steelers helemt.
nick home dog
july 25, 2007 |
7:42 pm
yo mama got mo teeth than a broken comb
nicky
july 25, 2007 |
7:47 pm
yo mama so fat she layed on the beach and people ran around yelling free willy
nicky
july 25, 2007 |
7:50 pm
yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
weston
july 25, 2007 |
7:52 pm
yo mama so fat she out manase on her asprin
nicky
july 25, 2007 |
7:57 pm
yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks
weston
july 25, 2007 |
7:59 pm
yo mama head so big it so up on the radar
nicky
july 25, 2007 |
8:02 pm
yo mama so hairy she omost died of rug burn at birth
brado
july 25, 2007 |
8:38 pm
yo momma is like a box of chicken,shes good, shes crispy and everyones had a piece of her.
brado
july 25, 2007 |
8:40 pm
yo momma is like a video game once i put her in we can all play her
nicky
july 26, 2007 |
5:03 pm
yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention
nicky
july 26, 2007 |
5:09 pm
yo mama so hairy she look like she got buchwheat in headlock
weston
july 26, 2007 |
5:10 pm
yo mama so fat her stomece show up on the radar
nicky
july 26, 2007 |
5:14 pm
yo mama so skinny she turned side ways and dissapeared
nicky
july 26, 2007 |
5:15 pm
yo mama so skinny she eats wheat thins
weston
july 26, 2007 |
5:19 pm
yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cherrio
weston
july 26, 2007 |
5:22 pm
yo mama so skinny she was walking on the side walk and fell in a crack
nicky
july 26, 2007 |
5:25 pm
yo mama so poor i walked in her house and roeches were yelling we are famliy
nicky
july 26, 2007 |
5:28 pm
yo mama so poor i asked her if i can yuse her bathroom and she sed secent box on the left
weston
july 26, 2007 |
5:30 pm
yo mama so poor i rang her door bell and she sed ding
weston
july 26, 2007 |
5:34 pm
yo mama so poor i rang her door bell and she sed butthole
athany
july 26, 2007 |
9:58 pm
the only thing yo momma can blow is dust
braden
august 2, 2007 |
8:06 am
yu muma is so fat wen she went in a lift she pushes up and she gose down
braden
august 2, 2007 |
8:10 am
your muma is so dum she climb a glass wall to see wat was on the auther side
braden
august 2, 2007 |
8:12 am
yu muma sold her only car 4 petrol…………..lol
braden
august 2, 2007 |
8:13 am
yu muma is so fat she put on her yellow rain coat and people yeld out taxi
braden
august 2, 2007 |
8:15 am
yo muma is soooo stupid that she bought a donut and took it back because it had a hole in the middle!!…………lol
anonymous
august 6, 2007 |
6:08 pm
yo maoma is so ugly dat wen she
went in the haunted house she came out with an application
sah
august 7, 2007 |
11:32 am
ur muma so fat that sheslike petral station pump and go
jackson
august 11, 2007 |
12:03 pm
your muma is so poor she can’t afford to pay attention.
braden
august 11, 2007 |
12:08 pm
your muma is so fat she yours a sheep 4 her tampon
braden
august 11, 2007 |
12:09 pm
yu muma is so fat she uses a sheep 4 her tampon
anonymous
august 17, 2007 |
9:46 am
i love you braden, for your jokes and style. do you want to meet? i like doggy style! dont you love it too? i bet you do! oh, right to the g-spot! u got a talent after your mom! her dicks so long and thick its like an anus massage sooo erotic… by the way, i like it fun, be creative … quick, bouncy like doggy!
anonymous
august 20, 2007 |
11:20 pm
your momma is thet ugly when your dad kicked her out he got arressted for littering
anonymous
august 22, 2007 |
6:37 am
yo momma so fat every time she turn around we throw her a suprise partylol bitch.
~heather~
august 22, 2007 |
11:12 pm
yo mama so fat she’z invisible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~heather~
august 22, 2007 |
11:13 pm
yo mama so fat she haz to use a matress for a pad!!!!
lady cb 4eva
august 25, 2007 |
7:47 pm
yo mamma so stupid when the news said its going to be hilly out side she came out with 5 pots
lady cb 4eva
august 25, 2007 |
7:49 pm
yo mamma so ugly when you told her to look in the mirra and she looked the mirra broke into 10,000 pieces
bow wezzy
august 25, 2007 |
7:54 pm
yo mamma so pretty the told her that dimond rings are ugly and she gave them away
bow wezzy
august 25, 2007 |
7:57 pm
call me at 1800 free 411 thell tell you my adress sike losersssssssssss but my girl is ciara ang rhianna
yo momma
august 26, 2007 |
11:33 am
yo momma so thin and hairy, she looks like a thermometer with a mostache, (:
anonymous
august 26, 2007 |
5:39 pm
i heard red lobster was out of crabs so they called your mom
joe
august 26, 2007 |
5:41 pm
funny joke
hah red lobster
yo mom
august 26, 2007 |
5:44 pm
your mommy is so fat she is fater than a sumo wrestler
james g
august 29, 2007 |
5:24 am
yo mamma such a whore she brushes her teethe with dicks
yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it
your birth cirtificate is just an appology from the condom factory
cole
september 1, 2007 |
5:26 am
yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals.
jorge
september 2, 2007 |
4:07 am
youre mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
jorge
september 2, 2007 |
4:10 am
your mommas so littlewhen she tries to reach the door she cant she has to use her stiky hand
yo joker
september 5, 2007 |
8:58 pm
yo mumms so fat evry time she takes a step she could fill a pool with it
yo joker
september 5, 2007 |
8:59 pm
yo mumms so fat when she went into kfc she asked for the bucket on the roof
barnabas hoton
september 9, 2007 |
8:52 pm
yo mamas but is so big behtoven made a song of is “big big big but.”
fulla
september 12, 2007 |
2:53 am
ya mums so fat she put bakers delight out of buissness
fulla
september 12, 2007 |
2:55 am
ya mums so ugly the podt man thought she was a mail box
fulla
september 12, 2007 |
2:57 am
ya mums like a trampoline everyone has a bounce
fula
september 12, 2007 |
3:05 am
ya mums like a trampoline everyone has a bounce on her
ziyaad
september 12, 2007 |
7:05 pm
you moma was soo fat she went on the bus the bus did a weelie
ur dads soo poor he has to go kfc to lick other peoples fingers
ziyaad
september 12, 2007 |
7:05 pm
you moma was soo fat she went on the bus the bus did a weelie
ur dads soo poor he has to go kfc to lick other peoples fingers
barnabas hoton
september 14, 2007 |
3:01 am
yah, ya mama is so fat the pacific ocean was her bath tub
barnabas hoton
september 14, 2007 |
3:04 am
yo mama so fat she wore a yellow rain coat out side and everyone screemed taxi
e-money
september 14, 2007 |
8:02 pm
yo momma so fat, she joined the army and broke the axel on a tank.
david g
september 16, 2007 |
1:25 pm
your mom is so poor i walkked throught her front door and triped over her back door
josh
september 16, 2007 |
6:58 pm
ur mumma is soo fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
anonymous
september 19, 2007 |
10:20 am
yo mommma so fat some body taped her on the shoulder she turned around but no body there
anonymous
september 19, 2007 |
10:21 am
your m0mma so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change
jacko
september 19, 2007 |
9:09 pm
ya moms so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like brad pitt
jacko
september 19, 2007 |
9:11 pm
ya moms so ugly her parents fed her with a sling shot
jacko
september 19, 2007 |
9:13 pm
ya moms so tall when she trips over a rock she hits her head on the moon
ya moms so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
jacko
september 19, 2007 |
9:15 pm
ya moms so fat when a bus hits here she turns around and says who through that rock
jacko
september 19, 2007 |
9:20 pm
ya moms like a door knob everyone gets a turn
ya moms like a bubble gum machine 5 cents a blow
ya moms like a bus 50 cents and she is ready to ride
ya moms head is so small when she had her ears pearced she died
anonymous
september 21, 2007 |
5:19 pm
get off of mammas cause i just got off yours.
anonymous
september 22, 2007 |
1:10 am
yo mama so fat that she was the boulder in indiana jones.
itachi56
september 22, 2007 |
1:11 am
yo mama so fat that she was the boulder in indiana jones.
itachi56
september 22, 2007 |
1:12 am
yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow all her skittles poped out
itachi56
september 22, 2007 |
1:15 am
yo mama so fat that she got the reward of fattest sumo wrestler
itachi56
september 22, 2007 |
1:22 am
yo mama so ugly that when she was born the docter didi’nt know the diffrence between her face or her ass
itachi56
september 22, 2007 |
1:24 am
yo mama so ugly that when she was littkle her parents tied a pork chop around her neck so the dog could play with it
itachi56
september 22, 2007 |
1:27 am
yo mama had a lot okf white hairs that everyone thought she wads the yeti
itachi56
september 22, 2007 |
1:30 am
yo mama so dumb that when she was in the horror movie saw she killed herself
itachi56
september 22, 2007 |
1:32 am
yo mama so hairy that she grew afros on her nibbles
itachi56
september 22, 2007 |
1:33 am
yo mama so hairy that chewbacca was jealous
kimjunil
september 23, 2007 |
12:53 am
ur mother is so stupid she tells “ya momma” jokes to u
louisa
september 24, 2007 |
10:35 am
yo momma so stupid, she thought spongebob squarepants the cartoon was cheese! ! ! !
louisa
september 24, 2007 |
10:39 am
yo momma so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
it aint my fault shes fat
september 24, 2007 |
10:44 am
yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
it aint my fault shes fat
september 24, 2007 |
11:04 am
yo mama so stupid she makes beavis and butt-head look like nobel prize winners.
it aint my fault shes fat
september 24, 2007 |
11:13 am
yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv, and watches the couch!
josh
september 25, 2007 |
4:07 pm
ur mommas pussy is like kfc… finger lickin’ good.
tell ur mama to stop wearin cheap lipstick… my dick is gettin a rash
raihan
september 25, 2007 |
7:37 pm
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pill of water,jack fell down and broke his crown,turned out the hill was your mother
raihan
september 25, 2007 |
7:39 pm
yo momma so fat,she has pictures of food in her wallet.
raihan 1 'n' only
september 25, 2007 |
7:42 pm
your skins so bad the docter prascirbed a mask
marques
september 26, 2007 |
3:56 am
yo mama so fat that when she got trapped in a elephant cage, nobody noticed
bam
september 28, 2007 |
7:44 am
ya mumma is so dunb she tript over a corless phone
anonymous
october 2, 2007 |
11:08 pm
yo mama sooo fat when she went on a weight scale it said please 1 person at a time!!!!!!*************hehehe i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2nd anoymous
october 2, 2007 |
11:13 pm
yo mama is soo stoopid that when she heard the doorbell ring she ran to the door!!!!!!*********hahaha i love this 1 too!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnson
october 4, 2007 |
7:56 am
yo girlfriend so cheap i threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change..
johnson
october 4, 2007 |
7:57 am
the first line in the bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘in the beginning god created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly mama’
johnson
october 4, 2007 |
7:58 am
yo family so poor when they eat cearel they eat with a fork to save milk.
johnson
october 4, 2007 |
7:59 am
yo moma so fat, when god said “let there be light” he said move yo fat ass..
johnson
october 4, 2007 |
8:04 am
yo mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
johnson
october 4, 2007 |
8:07 am
yo momma’s so fat when she takes a shower her feet don’t get wet!
johnson
october 4, 2007 |
8:08 am
yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
kpcollier
october 5, 2007 |
12:30 am
yo mommas so stupid, she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was makin a booty call
josh
october 7, 2007 |
10:31 am
ya mama is so old she still owes jesus a fiver
josh
october 7, 2007 |
10:32 am
ya mama is so fat she would of been in e.t. but when she rode the bike across the moon the fat bitch would of caused an eclipse
anonymous
october 13, 2007 |
11:54 am
joe mamma is so stupid she said”im stupid”
playa
october 13, 2007 |
11:57 am
yo mama’s like the town bike everyone had a ride
playa
october 13, 2007 |
11:57 am
hi people
swavie
october 15, 2007 |
10:26 pm
yo momma is so skinney when she jumped off the empire state building she started to float p.s.she wieghs 00.00000000090875467642346790987642324781234567899901098765432111234567890987654567812345678987653467765456475942586235795647623885549975439998554679253056207535294623842914328463677517775542923143659748
ellis
october 16, 2007 |
4:25 pm
ur momma is so dumb that when she got locked in tesco she starved. ur mum soo dum she climbed over a glass wall 2 c wat was on da ova side
ellis
october 16, 2007 |
4:29 pm
ur mum is soooooo fat dat wen she jumped out a plane she got stuck in the air
ellis
october 16, 2007 |
4:30 pm
ur dads head is sooooooo bald dat wen u rub his head u can c into da future
ellis
october 16, 2007 |
4:31 pm
ur mum sooooo ugly it makes neil clayton look pretti
adrianna
october 16, 2007 |
6:15 pm
yo mamma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the coch
hbk
october 17, 2007 |
4:47 am
joe mamma is like a door knob, everyone has had a turn!
hbk
october 17, 2007 |
4:48 am
your dad is so ugly michael jackson doesn’t even like him! oooooohh!
anonymous
october 20, 2007 |
10:25 pm
ya momma is like a bike !!! every likes to rider her
anonymous
october 20, 2007 |
10:25 pm
ya momma so fat that she sat next to every one in glass
anonymous
october 20, 2007 |
10:27 pm
your momma so stupid she got a bad and started to talk
i went what ya doing
she said im sening a voice mail
anonymous
october 20, 2007 |
10:29 pm
ya momma so poor her diner trays are her good chiner
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