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the best yo momma jokes » best yo mama joke home - yo momma snaps yomommaisdumb » « are you bored? best yo mama joke who’s got the best mama jokes? i’m sure you think you do… yo momms so ugly, she won miss ugly 2007      461 comments for 'best yo mama joke'   jeremy vallesteros february 25, 2007 | 2:26 am   yo momma is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and said she was a professional and was over-qualified.   terry february 25, 2007 | 9:36 pm   yo momma so old she still old the flinstones foodstamps   lil weezy february 28, 2007 | 12:42 am   yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refun   chris february 28, 2007 | 4:31 am   yo mamma has so many white hairs when i went to mount everest everyone thought she was the yeti.   chris february 28, 2007 | 4:33 am   you mamma is like the flinstones i can make her bed-rock.   pete tong february 28, 2007 | 10:25 am   yo momma is so gay she is a lebian   adam march 1, 2007 | 1:07 am   you momma is like a hard ware store– 25 cents a screw   adam march 1, 2007 | 1:10 am   your momma was like mccdonalds last night because she was bah bah bah bah bah love it !!!   adam march 1, 2007 | 1:11 am   your momma is like a freezer everyone stores their meat in her   gtgy45y march 1, 2007 | 8:21 pm   your so dumb u tried to commit suicide off a curb/////////   joey march 2, 2007 | 3:32 pm   yo momma so fat she dont have to go on the internet she is already world wide   joey march 2, 2007 | 3:34 pm   yo momma is so fat she sang with a beach whale the whale sang we are family even tho u bigger than me   jake march 2, 2007 | 10:52 pm   your momma such a slut she gets more ass than a toilet seat   jake march 2, 2007 | 10:56 pm   yo momma so ugly when she goes into a bank they turn the cameras off   nick march 5, 2007 | 3:24 pm   yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and sang, a b c d e f g get ur fat ass off of me   nick march 5, 2007 | 3:25 pm   yo momma so fat when she fell she ended world hunger   nick march 5, 2007 | 3:27 pm   yo momma like railroad tracks she gets laid down the country   keep ya guessing march 7, 2007 | 10:55 pm   ya momma so stupid she studied for a drug test   aricka march 8, 2007 | 1:13 am   yo mama so stupid, she was yellin in a envelope and i asked her why and she said “im sendin voicemail!”   anonymous march 9, 2007 | 12:54 pm   yo momma’s like a ceiling fan, when i turn her on, she blows everything around her.   miranda march 10, 2007 | 4:12 am   yo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “sorry no professionals”   miranda march 10, 2007 | 4:13 am   yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning   apryl march 15, 2007 | 12:24 pm   your mama so fat when she stepped on the scales the said to br continued…lol   anonymous march 15, 2007 | 2:25 pm   your mum so dumb she sold her car for petral money lol   i did yo momma march 16, 2007 | 4:51 pm   yo momma is so fat she puts insurence on her food!   adamvcs march 16, 2007 | 4:54 pm   yo momma is so fat she puts insurence on her food   adam march 16, 2007 | 4:58 pm   me and yo momma did it last night   michael march 16, 2007 | 6:34 pm   yo momma so stupid i told her to take a chill pill and she had an ice cube   michael march 16, 2007 | 6:38 pm   yo moms so fat she jumped in the ocean and the tsunami came   michael march 16, 2007 | 6:43 pm   yo mom is like a pool table balls go in and balls come out   michael march 16, 2007 | 6:44 pm   yo moms like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck   alex moeller march 18, 2007 | 3:20 am   yo momma is so stupid she can’t tell black from white   genny march 18, 2007 | 4:57 am   yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale in the bathroom   chris march 18, 2007 | 4:58 am   that was a good one genny.   chris march 18, 2007 | 4:59 am   yo alex moeller tell your mother i forgot my trojan war comdons.i want them back.   anonymous march 18, 2007 | 7:02 pm   yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.   kirby march 19, 2007 | 12:05 pm   your moms so fat every time she turns around its her birthday   gaz march 19, 2007 | 12:07 pm   your momma is so fat she walked past the t.v and i missed 3 episodes……safe blud sign out 2000 + 7 reppin the uk in lil towncalled bridgnorth…..brapppppppp!   gaz march 19, 2007 | 12:09 pm   your moms so fat shes got more rolls than a kingsmill bakery……safe yo…..   mike march 20, 2007 | 1:48 pm   yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingereed, and then trown to the gutter.   mike march 20, 2007 | 1:50 pm   yo momma so fat her paints have stretch marks.   mike march 20, 2007 | 1:50 pm   yo momma so big it takes 2 trains and a bus ride to get on her good side.   mit march 20, 2007 | 7:17 pm   you’re momma is so stupid she went into walmart and thought she was buying walls   danielle march 20, 2007 | 9:31 pm   yo mommas so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up yo mommas so stupid she tried to hand herself with a bungee cord   kevin march 21, 2007 | 11:50 pm   yo mammas so old when i told her to act her own age she died.   kevin march 21, 2007 | 11:53 pm   ur mommas so fat when she goes to a resturant she looks at the menu and says ok.   kevin march 21, 2007 | 11:55 pm   ur mommas so fat she has to wake up in sessions.   kevin march 21, 2007 | 11:57 pm   ur mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger popped out of george washingtons nose.   kevin march 21, 2007 | 11:59 pm   ur mommas so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts   ash march 22, 2007 | 12:23 am   yo mamma’s ears are so big even the elephants come around fo shade   john march 22, 2007 | 12:27 am   that was the best joke ever   anna march 23, 2007 | 8:19 am   your momma is so dum she hit by a park car   anna march 23, 2007 | 8:21 am   yo momma is dum she ran after the garbage man with a shopping list   anna march 23, 2007 | 8:22 am   yo mommas ass is so hairy it looks like don kings about to pop out and say wat happend to america   anna march 23, 2007 | 8:23 am   yo momma is so fat she fell in to the grand caniuon and got stuck   anna march 23, 2007 | 8:25 am   yo mamma so old it say expired on her birth certificate   anna march 23, 2007 | 8:27 am   yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade   anna march 23, 2007 | 8:29 am   ur momas so shoet u can see her feet on her drvers lisence   stephenclement march 23, 2007 | 4:16 pm   yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry   gianni march 23, 2007 | 4:23 pm   ur momma so fat she has to iron her pants on her drive way   john smith march 23, 2007 | 6:52 pm   yo moma is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly………i would know….i was with her last night   mac march 23, 2007 | 7:58 pm   yo momma is so fat all her relationships are long distance.   mac march 23, 2007 | 7:59 pm   yo momma is so poor even the poor kids in africa donated money.   mac march 23, 2007 | 8:02 pm   yo mamma’s so ugly she put the boogy man out of business   mac march 23, 2007 | 8:04 pm   yo mamma is so ugly we had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the damn dogs to play wit her   mac march 23, 2007 | 8:10 pm   yo momma is so fat she tried using 3 tampons, but they just couldn’t stay in. _________________ (=================)————————— (=================)————————— (_________________)————————-   mac march 23, 2007 | 8:12 pm   yo momma is so fat, on her passport identification its reads: picture is continued on next 5 pages.   mac march 23, 2007 | 8:15 pm   yo mamma is so fat she needs a map just to find her ass.   mac march 23, 2007 | 8:23 pm   gianni, you just got that joke from yo momma. i watched it today with chris and harp you dumb sh*t   anonymous march 27, 2007 | 7:14 am   yo mamma is fat she stepped on a talking scale, and it said “get the hell off!!”   anonymous march 27, 2007 | 7:19 am   yo mamma’s fat, when she bends ova, we go into daylight savings time…   butter march 27, 2007 | 1:40 pm   yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow skool bus go by filled with white kids and said “stop that twinkie”   butter march 27, 2007 | 1:43 pm   yo mamma so fat your daddy had too roll her in the flowers to find the wet spot.   butter march 27, 2007 | 1:45 pm   yo mamma so poor i asked her to watch color tv she said “were out of crayons.”   butter march 27, 2007 | 1:47 pm   yo mamma so poor i asked her to use the bathroom she said “pick a corner.”   joe big march 28, 2007 | 6:37 am   ure momma is so fat when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips!!! beat that   anonymous march 28, 2007 | 10:48 am   yo mamma is ugly she needs 2 wear a paper bag ove her head so no1 can c her ulgy face   anonymous march 28, 2007 | 10:50 am   yo mamma is fat wen her beeper goes off ppl thought she was backin up   anonymous march 28, 2007 | 10:51 am   yo mamma so fat wen she tripped on 10th st,.. she landed on 22nd st..   seth stenner march 29, 2007 | 4:23 am   man all your jokes are so stolen from the internet there should be a popup add behind all of you.   anonymous march 29, 2007 | 5:59 pm   yo mamma so black and fat that when she goes into the ocean everyone runs cause they think there is an oil spill.   anonymous march 30, 2007 | 7:43 pm   you mamma is so fat she d’ont take picture she take postre   nang april 1, 2007 | 7:44 am   yo mumma and computer there are no diffrence because they both have viruses   greg april 3, 2007 | 7:54 pm   yo mama is like a gas staton pay before u pump   nathan april 4, 2007 | 3:18 am   yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu   nathan april 4, 2007 | 3:19 am   yo moma was kikin a can i asked what was she doin she said movin   nathan april 4, 2007 | 3:20 am   yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off they think shes backing up   nathan april 4, 2007 | 3:21 am   yo momma so fat her nipples on her back   nathan april 4, 2007 | 3:23 am   yo momma so ugly people thought she was chubackaof of star wars and asked her for her autograph autograph   hentaiman joe april 4, 2007 | 4:12 am   your momma is so fat that she ate popoo and leeched off a cheat engine from maplestory.net nigga!!! !!!!!!!   james-sergey april 4, 2007 | 7:05 pm   yo momas like a mcdonalds double quarter pounder, give her 2 quarters just to pound her and the cheese was optional.   james-sergey april 4, 2007 | 7:10 pm   yo momas like a mcdonalds happy meal , all her meals are happy   ya mum april 5, 2007 | 12:50 am   ya mummas so fat she goes to mcdonalds and they ask her wat she doesn’t want   ya mum april 5, 2007 | 12:51 am   ya mummas so dumb she got run over by a parked car   ya mum april 5, 2007 | 12:52 am   ya mummas so fat when u get on top of her ur ears pop   ya mum april 5, 2007 | 12:53 am   ya mummas so fat when i did her last night i burnt my ass on the light bulb   ya mum april 5, 2007 | 12:58 am   ur mummas so fat it takes a whole cotton field to make her a tampon   greg april 5, 2007 | 7:49 pm   yo moma is so fat jesus can’t lift her spirit   greg april 5, 2007 | 7:53 pm   yo moma is so ugly and black she look like a chewd up tootsie roll   greg april 5, 2007 | 7:53 pm   yo moma is so black she went to the funeral naked   greg april 5, 2007 | 7:55 pm   yo moma stepped on the scale and she thought it was her phone number   maxim april 5, 2007 | 8:01 pm   yo moma is so fat she has nipples in her neck   maxim april 5, 2007 | 8:09 pm   yo moma is so stupid she satonthe tv to watch the couch   bo dog april 7, 2007 | 11:23 pm   yo moma is so ugly that she put her head out the car window and the cop said stop mooning   bo dog april 7, 2007 | 11:35 pm   yo moma is so fat maxim she put mayonnaise on aspirin!   mike april 9, 2007 | 7:49 pm   yo momma is so ugly she made blind kids cry   kelsey april 11, 2007 | 6:44 pm   yo momma so hairy you almost died of a rug burn at birth   kelsey april 11, 2007 | 6:45 pm   yo mommas like a vacuum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet   homie k april 11, 2007 | 6:51 pm   yo mommas so stupid when she heard of the oj trial, she thought it was a taste test of tropicana and sunkist   homie k april 11, 2007 | 6:54 pm   yo momma so stupid when i said it was chilly outside, she took a spoon out   homie k april 11, 2007 | 6:55 pm   yo momma so stupid, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her   patrick white april 12, 2007 | 1:53 pm   yo mamma is like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and gets laid ing the closet!   patrick white april 12, 2007 | 1:55 pm   yo mamma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in throwen in the gutter and keeps coming back for more   jose p april 12, 2007 | 6:04 pm   vcbnfgy jn   jose p april 12, 2007 | 6:12 pm   yo mother is so hott we needed some oil to vook some eggs   jose p april 12, 2007 | 6:14 pm   yo mom so dum she farted   jose p april 12, 2007 | 6:16 pm   jose pena is special because my mom told her dududududududuuuuududuu   jose p april 12, 2007 | 6:17 pm   qhd21vhvfqifkht5647@npkvtjwernkb.@#$%^^*u   jose p april 12, 2007 | 6:21 pm   mike sucks dick   jose p april 12, 2007 | 6:22 pm   i suck dick   mick april 12, 2007 | 6:23 pm   i lick for free you know what i meen heheheheeee   jordan april 17, 2007 | 12:13 am   your mums so dumb she sits on the t.v and watches the couch!!!   jordan april 17, 2007 | 12:14 am   your mums so fat when god said let there be light she had 2 move!!!   daryl april 18, 2007 | 2:34 pm   two gay guys are having sex and they both die at the same time, who goes to hell first, the one on the top or bottom, the one on the bottom cause he’s already got his shit packed   emma&chris april 18, 2007 | 9:42 pm   ur mamas so stupid that she was locked in safeways and died of hunger   josh pearce april 20, 2007 | 9:09 pm   your muma is so fat shes like the lottery it takes 2 weeks to roll over   josh pearce april 20, 2007 | 9:10 pm   ur mum is so stupid she watches the seatie and sits on the tele :}   josh pearce april 20, 2007 | 9:11 pm   ya mumma is so fat each time she turns around its my b day   josh pearce april 20, 2007 | 9:12 pm   i hv all the words on the dictonary printed on my dick so why dont ya gf come over and ill put some words in her mouth :p oooooooooo   josh pearce april 20, 2007 | 9:13 pm   ya so ugly u make an onion cry   josh pearce april 20, 2007 | 9:14 pm   did ya hear about the campfire it was intense !   connor april 23, 2007 | 8:15 am   i love boobie like ya mom   zmile april 25, 2007 | 9:48 pm   yo momma is so ugly she saw micheal jackson and screamed my twin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   zmile april 25, 2007 | 9:53 pm   yo momma iz so fat the only way for her to get through the white house iz free donutz on the other side!!!!!!!!   craig cook april 26, 2007 | 12:34 pm   ur muma so stuped she cant get to a-b with out sayin the rest of the alphabet   shaun april 27, 2007 | 3:40 am   ya mums so fat she ate jenny and craig   ppl may 7, 2007 | 8:17 am   your so ugly wen u were born ur mum said wat a treasure and ur dad said yeah lets go burry it   anonymous may 8, 2007 | 7:09 pm   u mum so fat she orbits around small objects   ruben rodriguez may 8, 2007 | 9:39 pm   you guys suck. here’s an original yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention yo momma so fat she ,lives on both sides of the family yo momma so fat she lives in two time zones yo momma so slow she still has crystal pepsi. yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her iq yo momma so stupid she said to a stranger, ” i’ll give you $20 for $5″ yo momma so fat her when she bleeds donught glaze comes out.   ruben rodriguez may 8, 2007 | 9:40 pm   yo momma so old she knew mr. clean when he had an afro yo momma so old ahe saw the birth of jesus   ruben rodriguez may 8, 2007 | 9:42 pm   i’ll challenge any of you people if you want my myspace is www.mypace.com/mexicanruben619   ruben rodriguez may 8, 2007 | 10:42 pm   yo moma so old she ows jesus 5 bucks yo moma so fat she came in 1st,2nd,and 3rd place yo moma so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and i said wheres the other one she said i found this one challenge me rubens younger cousin my myspace is www.myspace.com/mexicanjose619   anonymous may 9, 2007 | 7:04 pm   yo momma so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see wat was on the other side…hoes!!   anonymous may 9, 2007 | 7:04 pm   suck it!!   michael jackson may 9, 2007 | 7:06 pm   yo momma so fat the telephone marketers gave her her own area code!   3'z and jonsey may 10, 2007 | 8:14 am   ur mumas sex is like macdonalds im lovin it   3'z and jonsey may 10, 2007 | 8:40 am   ur mum likes anal   3'z and jonsey may 10, 2007 | 8:54 am   ur mum is so fat she needs a gps systom to find her ass   3'z and jonsey may 10, 2007 | 8:55 am   ur mum is so fat i hade to role over her 3 times and i was still on her   3'z and jonsey may 10, 2007 | 8:57 am   tell ur muma to make me pancakes becuase she burnt me eggs this mornin   3'z and jonsey may 10, 2007 | 9:01 am   ur mum is so stupid she waz lockes in bilo and starved to death   3'z and jonsey may 10, 2007 | 9:03 am   ur mum is so stupid she thought that tacobell was a phone cumpany   elliott may 10, 2007 | 11:05 pm   yo momma is so ugly her reflection ducked down.   3'z may 11, 2007 | 6:18 am   ur mum is so fat when she sat in the park the runers ran marathons around her   3'z may 11, 2007 | 6:20 am   ur mum is like a hardware store 25 cents a screw hahahahahahaha   3'z may 11, 2007 | 6:21 am   ur mum is so poor when i came over i said wheres the toilet she said 2nd bucket on the left   mitchell:) may 12, 2007 | 4:20 am   ur moms so dum she got starved in a food factory   joe may 12, 2007 | 9:02 am   yo momma so fat she takes up 3 seats on the bus!!!   james may 14, 2007 | 9:19 pm   yo mama so fat   james may 14, 2007 | 9:20 pm   yo mama so fat she ate my car an said my stering whele was rough but my leather so soft   james may 14, 2007 | 9:21 pm   yo mama so fat i have to role her over twice just to get her on her good side   bradley may 17, 2007 | 4:59 am   yo’ mumma is so fat that all the whales start singing we are one big happy family   anonymous may 17, 2007 | 9:36 am   sso what a lil dirt   me :dd may 17, 2007 | 11:40 am   && yo momma’s like a tornado she comes to town & blows everybody   jasna may 18, 2007 | 3:08 pm   your mama’s so strict your jokes suck ass!!! hehe   tom may 19, 2007 | 12:10 am   yo mom like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingerd and throun bac in the gutter   tom may 19, 2007 | 12:11 am   ur moms like a bike ppl hope on and go riding 4 miles   tom may 19, 2007 | 12:12 am   ur moms so poor i went in her house and trod on a cigaret she said weres all the heating gone   tom may 19, 2007 | 12:16 am   ur moms like a d.i.y shop its 25p a screw   tom may 19, 2007 | 12:17 am   ur moms so stupid she brought a doenut and took it bac coz it had a hole in the middle of it   james may 20, 2007 | 6:57 pm   yo momma so fat she has to use a boomarage to put her belt on   james may 20, 2007 | 7:02 pm   your mums so small u can c her feet on her driving lisince   james may 20, 2007 | 7:02 pm   your mums so fat she makes king kong look slim   your mum may 21, 2007 | 9:01 am   your muma so fat the only thing stopin her to get to jenny craige was the door   david may 21, 2007 | 10:28 am   your mumas armpits r so hairy it looks like shes got bob marlie ibn a headlock   bob may 21, 2007 | 2:28 pm   youre jokes are realy gay   ronnie may 21, 2007 | 7:19 pm   yo momma so fat she got on the elevator and every one was like its goin down!   ronnie may 21, 2007 | 7:21 pm   yo momma so fat yo daddy got to set in the back seat just to keep the car balanced   showtime may 21, 2007 | 7:24 pm   yo momma so musty when she wear secret it gets out   jamal may 21, 2007 | 7:26 pm   yo momma so fat the pacfic ocean is her bath tube….. damn   andrea may 21, 2007 | 7:28 pm   yo mama so black, her shadow had to use a flashlight to find her! where she at?!   showtime may 21, 2007 | 7:30 pm   yo momma so musty when she put on speed stick it slowed down….damn   anonymous may 21, 2007 | 11:56 pm   yo mamas so ugly i drew her face on my butt and everyone thought it was her   ur gay may 22, 2007 | 4:59 am   and try and spell propper   anonymous may 23, 2007 | 3:49 pm   travis yo mommo is so old she ran track with god   anonymous may 23, 2007 | 3:53 pm   shawn a.k.a boopy yo momma is so black when she walk out side the moon quits   anonymous may 23, 2007 | 3:59 pm   travis yo momma is so black when the cops shot at her at night the bullet came back for a flashlight   anonymous may 23, 2007 | 4:03 pm   shawn a.k.a boopy yo momma teeth is so buttery when she go out side and smile the sun say work on your on time   anonymous may 23, 2007 | 4:07 pm   anthony white jr. i live in east st lou im so gay i   travis may 23, 2007 | 4:13 pm   yo momma is so old she walked into the history yard sale and some one wanted to buy her   david may 23, 2007 | 8:22 pm   yo momma so fat when the cashier at kfc asked her what size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof   david may 23, 2007 | 8:24 pm   yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets thrown inthe closet   anthony may 24, 2007 | 11:33 am   your mums armpits are soo hairy, it looks like she got bob marley in a head lock !   litttle laura may 24, 2007 | 6:06 pm   ya moms so small she has to slam dunk her bus fair xdx   amanda may 24, 2007 | 7:30 pm   yo mama is like a happy meal she’s fat,she’s happy, and she is greasy   djuane may 25, 2007 | 6:02 pm   yo mama is like a door nob everbody gets a turn   joker2 may 27, 2007 | 4:21 am   your mom is like esrb. shes rated e for everyone.   joe mama king may 27, 2007 | 11:52 pm   joe mama soo hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her oooooooooooooooooo what now   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 12:01 am   ur mmama so ugly it takes 2 bages 2 cover her face   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 12:02 am   ur mamma so stupied she stuck battires up he but and staredt singiing i got the power   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 12:03 am   ur mamma so poor she waz kicking a can around and a guy asked what are u doing and she said moving   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 12:04 am   u peepz just got layed like ur mom   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 12:05 am   u cant touch this   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 12:07 am   your so ugly when u were born the dotcers slap ur mom!!!!!!   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 12:07 am   yeaaaa i am the king   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 12:10 am   yeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 12:16 am   ur mamma so stupied she sold her car for gas money!!!!!! u got sverd   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 2:43 pm   im only 11 peeps u can not touch this   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 2:44 pm   clay .a a..k.a hershy boy or captinapplesauce   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 2:47 pm   ruben ur joeks suck balls mine are funny   joe mama king may 28, 2007 | 2:48 pm   †‡nîg!µtm䮀™   samii... may 31, 2007 | 7:45 pm   ya moms so stupid she gt locked in a supper market n starved 2 death … ya moms so fat when she coems out in a yellow rain coat ppl shout taxi ya moms so fat da wen she sat on d rainbow skittles poped out … ya mom so stupid she stcuk a battery up er arss n sed i gt d power ya mom so stupid she pressed the red button 2 mek a pakie blow up ….   ben lake june 1, 2007 | 12:56 am   your mummas so fat people pay her for shade   ben lake june 1, 2007 | 12:56 am   your mums so stupid she sold her car for petrol money   ben lake june 1, 2007 | 12:58 am   your mummas so fat we were playing hide and seek and i spotted her behind the himmalayas   sharon june 1, 2007 | 2:44 pm   yor mamas so gullible she jumped of the cn tower when i told her to.   sharon june 1, 2007 | 2:50 pm   your mamas so dumb when she stepped in the parking lot she got ran over by a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!   sharon june 1, 2007 | 2:51 pm   your mamas so fat when she hugged me she made me into pieses of ash.   sharon june 1, 2007 | 2:53 pm   your mamas so pour when she wypes her ass with toilet paper she hangs it up to dry!   sharon june 1, 2007 | 2:55 pm   your mamas so fat when she needs 999999999999999999 chairs to sit down.lol   sharon june 1, 2007 | 3:00 pm   your mamas so stupid she stuck a bird up he ass and sang i belive i can fly!!!!!!!!!!   sharon june 1, 2007 | 3:01 pm   your mamas so dumb she ate dog food and starded barking!!!! arf arf arfarafarafara   sharon june 1, 2007 | 3:02 pm   your mamas so dumb she stuck to thingers up her ass and they were behind her head and said look im a bunny rabit.!!!!!!   sharon june 1, 2007 | 3:07 pm   you mamas so dumb she thought her house was a garbage can!   sharon june 1, 2007 | 3:15 pm   your mamas such a scardy cat because when she flushes the toilet she thinks shes going to drown..   sharon june 1, 2007 | 5:35 pm   yo mamas so fat she but mayonaise on her asprin!!!!!!!!!!!!   sharon june 1, 2007 | 5:42 pm   your mama is so ugly her shadow ran away!!   anonymous june 2, 2007 | 12:37 am   yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car   lil d june 2, 2007 | 1:41 am   yo mamma eat so much food when she go outside the dogs say its lunchtime   lil d june 2, 2007 | 1:44 am   yo momma so ugly when she look in da mirror her reflection dissapears   seth june 3, 2007 | 12:33 am   your moms like wall mart always low prices.   lil.sam june 3, 2007 | 5:24 pm   yomamma so ugly she looked out the window and got aressted for mooning   lil.sam june 3, 2007 | 5:26 pm   yomamma so fat she had sex and could’ent fell her husbands dick cause she was so fat   lil.sam june 3, 2007 | 5:40 pm   yomamma so ugly her mum had 2 b drunk 2 breast feed her   budda june 4, 2007 | 9:43 am   ya mumma so old i told her to act her age and she died   budda june 4, 2007 | 9:46 am   ya mumma so fat wen she go to macdonalds they ask wat she dont want   evan june 5, 2007 | 11:33 pm   yo moma so stupid on he job application it said sex? she marked m and f and wrote sometimes wednesday   jay june 8, 2007 | 12:15 am   your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!!!!!   jay june 8, 2007 | 12:17 am   your brother is so stupid i asked him if he was gay and he said no ,but my boy friend is   jay june 8, 2007 | 12:20 am   your mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money   jay june 8, 2007 | 12:25 am   your mama is so fat instead of saying ballin she said bakin   kingofjokes june 8, 2007 | 10:09 am   your momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it   joe mama king june 8, 2007 | 6:01 pm   u jokes are all gay u just copied mist of mine!!!   joe mama king june 8, 2007 | 6:03 pm   ur mama so ugly she makes michol jakson look hot, ur mama so ugly she makes poop look like the hotest thing ever   joe mama king june 8, 2007 | 6:04 pm   ur mama so gat when god said let there be light he ask her 2 move ohhhhhhhhh u got owned!!!!!! burnnn   joe mama king june 8, 2007 | 6:06 pm   ur mama so fat her car is made of spandex   shawday june 9, 2007 | 6:20 pm   your mama iz sooooooo ugly that when she want to tthe jungle of africa she made all the animalz run away even the king of da jungle   bobby bob june 9, 2007 | 8:40 pm   yo moma so dumb she got in a car accident in the driveway   bobby bob june 9, 2007 | 8:41 pm   yo momma so smelly people go up 2 her and say eww u stink   bobby bob june 9, 2007 | 8:42 pm   yo momma so ugly freddy crougar has nightmares of her   bobby bob june 9, 2007 | 8:43 pm   yo momma so ugly i kicked her in face   bobby bob june 9, 2007 | 8:44 pm   yo momma so dumb she said it was a nice day but it was midnight and raining   bobby bob june 9, 2007 | 8:45 pm   dildo   bobby bob june 9, 2007 | 8:47 pm   yo momma so dumb she tried to get old in the fountain of youth   bobby bob june 9, 2007 | 8:49 pm   yo momma so fat her belly button is a black hole lol!   bobby bob june 9, 2007 | 8:52 pm   yo momma so fat she’s skinny   bobby bob june 10, 2007 | 3:17 am   yo momma so dumb she hit a parked car   bobby bob june 10, 2007 | 4:15 pm   yo momma so dumb she got fat   bobby bob june 10, 2007 | 4:16 pm   yo momma so fat she wheres whales for a bra   bill june 12, 2007 | 3:41 am   your momma so fat, google had to map her   personn june 12, 2007 | 8:19 am   ya mumm is so dumb she tried to drown a fish   kyle june 13, 2007 | 6:52 pm   yo mamma so dumb she climbed over glass wall, to see whats on the other side.   shivon june 13, 2007 | 8:38 pm   ur so dumb that u get on the number 142 bus and ask the bus driver when is the 142 gonna be here!!   shivon june 13, 2007 | 8:40 pm   avneet jandu!!!! is so fat that she looks like she has elephant quadruplets!!   shivon june 13, 2007 | 8:41 pm   avneet jandu!!! is so ugly that her own family hates her!!! lmaoo!   da real yo momma king june 14, 2007 | 9:57 pm   yo mom so old she new burger king when he waz a prince   da real yo momma king june 14, 2007 | 9:58 pm   yo mom so ugly they filmed “gorilla’s in da mist” in her shower   da real yo momma king june 14, 2007 | 9:59 pm   yo mom so ugly even rice krispies wont talk to her   da real yo momma king june 14, 2007 | 10:00 pm   yo mom so ugly when she cry the tears roll down the back of her head   da real yo momma king june 14, 2007 | 10:01 pm   yo mom so poor she bouces food stamps   da real yo momma king june 14, 2007 | 10:01 pm   yo mom so poor she bounces food stamps   da real yo momma king june 14, 2007 | 10:03 pm   yo mommas house so small i ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.   da real yo momma king june 14, 2007 | 10:03 pm   yo house so small i stuck the key in the door and stabbed everybody.   da real yo momma king june 14, 2007 | 10:05 pm   yo mom so fat instead of giving me syphallyss she gave me cholesterol   da real yo momma king june 14, 2007 | 10:06 pm   yo mom so fat her pictures weigh 10 pounds.   lil booze june 15, 2007 | 3:06 am   yo mamma is so fat she makes a whirlpool with her stomach   eufmg june 16, 2007 | 9:45 am   ass   joe mama king june 19, 2007 | 9:36 pm   suree ur not the real one i am asshole u cant do any kool jokes i dint even laugh!!!!   jose june 20, 2007 | 12:43 am   yo momma’s so stupid, she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company   j dog june 20, 2007 | 5:53 am   yo mom is so fat she was in a book for fat people and her picture went on pgs. 45 46 47 48 49.   j dog june 20, 2007 | 10:46 pm   yo mom so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.   dudette june 23, 2007 | 1:45 am   yo momma’s so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out. yo momma’s so fat that when she ran by in a yellow dress i thought i’d missed the bus. yo momma’s so stupid she failed a blood test. yo momma’s so old her social security number is 1.   joe mama king june 23, 2007 | 11:57 am   joe mamma so fat her car is made of spandex!!!!!!! }: )   shamma june 24, 2007 | 6:36 pm   your mmama so old she has a autograph from jesus   bree~bree june 27, 2007 | 5:22 am   yo momma is so ugly……………..her face needs more construction than new orleans   bree~bree june 27, 2007 | 5:25 am   yo momma is so short when she’s sittin on the curb her feet dangle   bree~bree june 27, 2007 | 5:26 am   yo momma is so black she went to night school and got marked absent   bree~bree june 27, 2007 | 5:27 am   yo momma is so fat her belt size is equator   bree~bree june 27, 2007 | 5:29 am   yo momma is so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales startted singin *we r family ..even though ur bigger than me**   sickah then yuh average june 28, 2007 | 11:33 pm   yo momma so hairy that when she took a shower they filmed gorillas in the mist   sickah then yuh average june 28, 2007 | 11:35 pm   yo momma so white she’s two shades from disapearing   sickah then yuh average june 28, 2007 | 11:36 pm   yo momma so ugly the b*tch is a modern day masterpiece   sickah then yuh average june 28, 2007 | 11:37 pm   yo momma so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews   anthony june 29, 2007 | 10:10 pm   yo momma so fat obi-wan said thats no moon, thats yo momma   john smith june 29, 2007 | 10:14 pm   yo momma so ugly that when she looked in the mirror, her reflection walked away   steffy july 1, 2007 | 8:01 am   ur mommas so fat if she wore black and yellow someone would call taxi   ahhhh july 1, 2007 | 8:19 am   ya mum is like the permuter triangle u go in and neva cum out   ahhhh july 1, 2007 | 8:22 am   ya mums so poor she hangs her toilet paper out to dry!!!!! :):) beat that:)   alex hodgen july 2, 2007 | 11:45 am   ur mom is so ugly she asked for a boyfirend n god told hert to commit suicide quicky be before its toooo late   ed bentley july 2, 2007 | 11:56 am   your mom is so faqt she went top iran to buy a bomb and met a man called hasaban he was gay so she cried hahahaha   keith july 2, 2007 | 7:03 pm   these jokes are so funny and all i can say is congratulations for your mom btw ya moms so fat she went the beatch and a whale started singing we are family even tho ur bigger then me   smc july 4, 2007 | 4:47 pm   yo momma is like coffee if i don’t get her every morning i get cranky   all people are retards july 5, 2007 | 2:23 am   so u drink ur mom   anonymous july 6, 2007 | 3:58 pm   yo momma is so dumb she lost her virginity to yo dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   anonymous july 6, 2007 | 3:59 pm   yo momma is like a bakery 25 cent a roll!   anonymous july 6, 2007 | 4:00 pm   yo momma so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck   anonymous july 6, 2007 | 4:01 pm   yo momma so fat she tred to jump in the grand canyon but got stuck in space!!!!!!!!!!!!!   anonymous july 6, 2007 | 4:02 pm   yo momma so fat i saw her on the itnternet as a world wide screw department!!!!!!!!!!!!   suck it july 6, 2007 | 4:05 pm   yo momma so fat she rolled over a $100 bill and made it 400 quarters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo momma soooooooooooooo fat she rolled over a $1000000 bill and made it 100000000 pennies!!!!!!!!!!!   suck it july 6, 2007 | 4:06 pm   yo momma like my d!k everyone wants to suk it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   suck it july 6, 2007 | 4:06 pm   oh yeah i liked wat she did last night to me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   abaybay july 7, 2007 | 1:35 am   a bob and bradley both of yo mommas so ugly it takes a fire extinguser just to put her nasty wrinkles out   abaybay july 7, 2007 | 1:50 am   a when i say this im dissing all of ya’ll including you suck it. ya’ll mommas so fat they look like mrs.busha off norbit   abaybay july 7, 2007 | 1:58 am   a ruben im callen u out yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo momma so stupid when i told her it was chilli outside she got a bowl.   abaybay july 7, 2007 | 2:01 am   ruben im callen u out yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo momma so stupid when i told her it was chilli outside she got a bowl.   abaybay july 7, 2007 | 3:50 am   suck it this song goes out to yo momma i no yo momma was treated bad by yo daddy so i beat his a.s.s for my shawty i no you not my girl im not your man so im going to call u my shawty im sorry icheated on u whith ur sister so baby im sorry   abaybay july 7, 2007 | 4:03 am   anoymous u ain’t sh|t.yo daddy so gay he probly a he she.   abaybay july 7, 2007 | 4:12 am   ruben you so broke you have to go to the jailhouse to eat breakfast,lunch,and supper.   abaybay july 7, 2007 | 4:14 am   ruban yo momma so lezbian she got nuts and glory.   shut up stupid july 7, 2007 | 4:54 am   yo momma so ugly dat yo daddy takes her 2 work wit him jus so he ain’t gotta kiss her goodbye!!!!!!!   shut up stupid july 7, 2007 | 4:56 am   yo momma so ugly weneva sasquatch sees her he runs away   shut up stupid july 7, 2007 | 5:04 am   i will challenge any of ya’ll ppl if u wanna get beat down   abaybay july 7, 2007 | 2:22 pm   shut up stupid im challenging u now.matter of fact im just going to call u a hole.a hole yo momma so fat when she came in to mcdonalds one man said big mac with cheese for free.no body can beat if you can come on.ya’ll ain’t nothing but faggots   rachel july 9, 2007 | 2:30 am   ok all these jokes suck!! n i agree wit abaybay..u all r a bunch of fags lol j/k ima lovin some of these jokes!!   abaybay july 9, 2007 | 1:31 pm   are yu a girl rachel well thanks for agreeing with me.a me u cool but not on know gay sh** if u a man.   james vallesteros july 10, 2007 | 4:49 am   your mama is such a midget, she can hang glide on a dorito. your mama is so skinny, she can dodge rain drops. your mama is so stupid, someone said it’s chilly outside and she grabbed a spoon.   abaybay july 10, 2007 | 4:51 pm   ok bitch u tring to steal my joke to well james yo daddy so old he look like pops off wayans brothers.   rachel july 11, 2007 | 5:01 pm   yeah n james u basically took all the jokes 4 up above..u need 2 make ur own jokes!   max july 12, 2007 | 6:20 pm   yo nana so gehtto so washes her paper plates   max july 12, 2007 | 6:21 pm   yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who through that rock   max july 12, 2007 | 6:23 pm   this is a fact,ya mama is wack,she needs a tic.not a tac,but the whole damn pack also yo mama nees listerine,not a sip,not a swallow,but the whole damn bottle   joe mama king july 12, 2007 | 7:10 pm   james get a life and a gf because ur parnets hate u sooo go away ass hole i bet u u cant make up any real joe mamma jokes!!!!   joe mama king july 12, 2007 | 7:12 pm   man these jokes are rotfl if yea know what im trying 2 say   keiren july 13, 2007 | 10:33 am   your door bell only goes ding cause ur mammas sitting on the dong   keith july 13, 2007 | 7:36 pm   ya mama so fat the back of neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.   keith july 13, 2007 | 7:43 pm   ya mama so poor i asked to use the bathroom she said down the hall third bucket on the left. ya mama so ugly that when she was born her mama put her the corner and feed her butterbeans with a slingshot.   alex july 14, 2007 | 1:01 am   >yo mama so ugle she tride to masterbat but the finger said “i could do beter.” yo mama so poor that your family conflaks with a fork to save milk   ricky willars july 15, 2007 | 2:40 am   yo mamma is so ugly …….. shes ugly   alex july 15, 2007 | 3:14 am   yo mama so fat people trow peanut at here in stead of the elephants   jeanna july 17, 2007 | 1:25 am   your momma so stupid she got cut with a razor phone!   samatarian july 18, 2007 | 3:15 pm   yo momma teeth is so yellow   samatarian july 18, 2007 | 3:16 pm   yo momma teeth is so yellow &black when she smiles it looks like a phild. steelers helemt.   nick home dog july 25, 2007 | 7:42 pm   yo mama got mo teeth than a broken comb   nicky july 25, 2007 | 7:47 pm   yo mama so fat she layed on the beach and people ran around yelling free willy   nicky july 25, 2007 | 7:50 pm   yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck   weston july 25, 2007 | 7:52 pm   yo mama so fat she out manase on her asprin   nicky july 25, 2007 | 7:57 pm   yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks   weston july 25, 2007 | 7:59 pm   yo mama head so big it so up on the radar   nicky july 25, 2007 | 8:02 pm   yo mama so hairy she omost died of rug burn at birth   brado july 25, 2007 | 8:38 pm   yo momma is like a box of chicken,shes good, shes crispy and everyones had a piece of her.   brado july 25, 2007 | 8:40 pm   yo momma is like a video game once i put her in we can all play her   nicky july 26, 2007 | 5:03 pm   yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention   nicky july 26, 2007 | 5:09 pm   yo mama so hairy she look like she got buchwheat in headlock   weston july 26, 2007 | 5:10 pm   yo mama so fat her stomece show up on the radar   nicky july 26, 2007 | 5:14 pm   yo mama so skinny she turned side ways and dissapeared   nicky july 26, 2007 | 5:15 pm   yo mama so skinny she eats wheat thins   weston july 26, 2007 | 5:19 pm   yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cherrio   weston july 26, 2007 | 5:22 pm   yo mama so skinny she was walking on the side walk and fell in a crack   nicky july 26, 2007 | 5:25 pm   yo mama so poor i walked in her house and roeches were yelling we are famliy   nicky july 26, 2007 | 5:28 pm   yo mama so poor i asked her if i can yuse her bathroom and she sed secent box on the left   weston july 26, 2007 | 5:30 pm   yo mama so poor i rang her door bell and she sed ding   weston july 26, 2007 | 5:34 pm   yo mama so poor i rang her door bell and she sed butthole   athany july 26, 2007 | 9:58 pm   the only thing yo momma can blow is dust   braden august 2, 2007 | 8:06 am   yu muma is so fat wen she went in a lift she pushes up and she gose down   braden august 2, 2007 | 8:10 am   your muma is so dum she climb a glass wall to see wat was on the auther side   braden august 2, 2007 | 8:12 am   yu muma sold her only car 4 petrol…………..lol   braden august 2, 2007 | 8:13 am   yu muma is so fat she put on her yellow rain coat and people yeld out taxi   braden august 2, 2007 | 8:15 am   yo muma is soooo stupid that she bought a donut and took it back because it had a hole in the middle!!…………lol   anonymous august 6, 2007 | 6:08 pm   yo maoma is so ugly dat wen she went in the haunted house she came out with an application   sah august 7, 2007 | 11:32 am   ur muma so fat that sheslike petral station pump and go   jackson august 11, 2007 | 12:03 pm   your muma is so poor she can’t afford to pay attention.   braden august 11, 2007 | 12:08 pm   your muma is so fat she yours a sheep 4 her tampon   braden august 11, 2007 | 12:09 pm   yu muma is so fat she uses a sheep 4 her tampon   anonymous august 17, 2007 | 9:46 am   i love you braden, for your jokes and style. do you want to meet? i like doggy style! dont you love it too? i bet you do! oh, right to the g-spot! u got a talent after your mom! her dicks so long and thick its like an anus massage sooo erotic… by the way, i like it fun, be creative … quick, bouncy like doggy!   anonymous august 20, 2007 | 11:20 pm   your momma is thet ugly when your dad kicked her out he got arressted for littering   anonymous august 22, 2007 | 6:37 am   yo momma so fat every time she turn around we throw her a suprise partylol bitch.   ~heather~ august 22, 2007 | 11:12 pm   yo mama so fat she’z invisible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   ~heather~ august 22, 2007 | 11:13 pm   yo mama so fat she haz to use a matress for a pad!!!!   lady cb 4eva august 25, 2007 | 7:47 pm   yo mamma so stupid when the news said its going to be hilly out side she came out with 5 pots   lady cb 4eva august 25, 2007 | 7:49 pm   yo mamma so ugly when you told her to look in the mirra and she looked the mirra broke into 10,000 pieces   bow wezzy august 25, 2007 | 7:54 pm   yo mamma so pretty the told her that dimond rings are ugly and she gave them away   bow wezzy august 25, 2007 | 7:57 pm   call me at 1800 free 411 thell tell you my adress sike losersssssssssss but my girl is ciara ang rhianna   yo momma august 26, 2007 | 11:33 am   yo momma so thin and hairy, she looks like a thermometer with a mostache, (:   anonymous august 26, 2007 | 5:39 pm   i heard red lobster was out of crabs so they called your mom   joe august 26, 2007 | 5:41 pm   funny joke hah red lobster   yo mom august 26, 2007 | 5:44 pm   your mommy is so fat she is fater than a sumo wrestler   james g august 29, 2007 | 5:24 am   yo mamma such a whore she brushes her teethe with dicks yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it your birth cirtificate is just an appology from the condom factory   cole september 1, 2007 | 5:26 am   yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals.   jorge september 2, 2007 | 4:07 am   youre mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles   jorge september 2, 2007 | 4:10 am   your mommas so littlewhen she tries to reach the door she cant she has to use her stiky hand   yo joker september 5, 2007 | 8:58 pm   yo mumms so fat evry time she takes a step she could fill a pool with it   yo joker september 5, 2007 | 8:59 pm   yo mumms so fat when she went into kfc she asked for the bucket on the roof   barnabas hoton september 9, 2007 | 8:52 pm   yo mamas but is so big behtoven made a song of is “big big big but.”   fulla september 12, 2007 | 2:53 am   ya mums so fat she put bakers delight out of buissness   fulla september 12, 2007 | 2:55 am   ya mums so ugly the podt man thought she was a mail box   fulla september 12, 2007 | 2:57 am   ya mums like a trampoline everyone has a bounce   fula september 12, 2007 | 3:05 am   ya mums like a trampoline everyone has a bounce on her   ziyaad september 12, 2007 | 7:05 pm   you moma was soo fat she went on the bus the bus did a weelie ur dads soo poor he has to go kfc to lick other peoples fingers   ziyaad september 12, 2007 | 7:05 pm   you moma was soo fat she went on the bus the bus did a weelie ur dads soo poor he has to go kfc to lick other peoples fingers   barnabas hoton september 14, 2007 | 3:01 am   yah, ya mama is so fat the pacific ocean was her bath tub   barnabas hoton september 14, 2007 | 3:04 am   yo mama so fat she wore a yellow rain coat out side and everyone screemed taxi   e-money september 14, 2007 | 8:02 pm   yo momma so fat, she joined the army and broke the axel on a tank.   david g september 16, 2007 | 1:25 pm   your mom is so poor i walkked throught her front door and triped over her back door   josh september 16, 2007 | 6:58 pm   ur mumma is soo fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out   anonymous september 19, 2007 | 10:20 am   yo mommma so fat some body taped her on the shoulder she turned around but no body there   anonymous september 19, 2007 | 10:21 am   your m0mma so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change   jacko september 19, 2007 | 9:09 pm   ya moms so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like brad pitt   jacko september 19, 2007 | 9:11 pm   ya moms so ugly her parents fed her with a sling shot   jacko september 19, 2007 | 9:13 pm   ya moms so tall when she trips over a rock she hits her head on the moon ya moms so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks   jacko september 19, 2007 | 9:15 pm   ya moms so fat when a bus hits here she turns around and says who through that rock   jacko september 19, 2007 | 9:20 pm   ya moms like a door knob everyone gets a turn ya moms like a bubble gum machine 5 cents a blow ya moms like a bus 50 cents and she is ready to ride ya moms head is so small when she had her ears pearced she died   anonymous september 21, 2007 | 5:19 pm   get off of mammas cause i just got off yours.   anonymous september 22, 2007 | 1:10 am   yo mama so fat that she was the boulder in indiana jones.   itachi56 september 22, 2007 | 1:11 am   yo mama so fat that she was the boulder in indiana jones.   itachi56 september 22, 2007 | 1:12 am   yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow all her skittles poped out   itachi56 september 22, 2007 | 1:15 am   yo mama so fat that she got the reward of fattest sumo wrestler   itachi56 september 22, 2007 | 1:22 am   yo mama so ugly that when she was born the docter didi’nt know the diffrence between her face or her ass   itachi56 september 22, 2007 | 1:24 am   yo mama so ugly that when she was littkle her parents tied a pork chop around her neck so the dog could play with it   itachi56 september 22, 2007 | 1:27 am   yo mama had a lot okf white hairs that everyone thought she wads the yeti   itachi56 september 22, 2007 | 1:30 am   yo mama so dumb that when she was in the horror movie saw she killed herself   itachi56 september 22, 2007 | 1:32 am   yo mama so hairy that she grew afros on her nibbles   itachi56 september 22, 2007 | 1:33 am   yo mama so hairy that chewbacca was jealous   kimjunil september 23, 2007 | 12:53 am   ur mother is so stupid she tells “ya momma” jokes to u   louisa september 24, 2007 | 10:35 am   yo momma so stupid, she thought spongebob squarepants the cartoon was cheese! ! ! !   louisa september 24, 2007 | 10:39 am   yo momma so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.   it aint my fault shes fat september 24, 2007 | 10:44 am   yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.   it aint my fault shes fat september 24, 2007 | 11:04 am   yo mama so stupid she makes beavis and butt-head look like nobel prize winners.   it aint my fault shes fat september 24, 2007 | 11:13 am   yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv, and watches the couch!   josh september 25, 2007 | 4:07 pm   ur mommas pussy is like kfc… finger lickin’ good. tell ur mama to stop wearin cheap lipstick… my dick is gettin a rash   raihan september 25, 2007 | 7:37 pm   jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pill of water,jack fell down and broke his crown,turned out the hill was your mother   raihan september 25, 2007 | 7:39 pm   yo momma so fat,she has pictures of food in her wallet.   raihan 1 'n' only september 25, 2007 | 7:42 pm   your skins so bad the docter prascirbed a mask   marques september 26, 2007 | 3:56 am   yo mama so fat that when she got trapped in a elephant cage, nobody noticed   bam september 28, 2007 | 7:44 am   ya mumma is so dunb she tript over a corless phone   anonymous october 2, 2007 | 11:08 pm   yo mama sooo fat when she went on a weight scale it said please 1 person at a time!!!!!!*************hehehe i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   2nd anoymous october 2, 2007 | 11:13 pm   yo mama is soo stoopid that when she heard the doorbell ring she ran to the door!!!!!!*********hahaha i love this 1 too!!!!!!!!!!!!   johnson october 4, 2007 | 7:56 am   yo girlfriend so cheap i threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change..   johnson october 4, 2007 | 7:57 am   the first line in the bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘in the beginning god created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly mama’   johnson october 4, 2007 | 7:58 am   yo family so poor when they eat cearel they eat with a fork to save milk.   johnson october 4, 2007 | 7:59 am   yo moma so fat, when god said “let there be light” he said move yo fat ass..   johnson october 4, 2007 | 8:04 am   yo mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.   johnson october 4, 2007 | 8:07 am   yo momma’s so fat when she takes a shower her feet don’t get wet!   johnson october 4, 2007 | 8:08 am   yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!   kpcollier october 5, 2007 | 12:30 am   yo mommas so stupid, she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was makin a booty call   josh october 7, 2007 | 10:31 am   ya mama is so old she still owes jesus a fiver   josh october 7, 2007 | 10:32 am   ya mama is so fat she would of been in e.t. but when she rode the bike across the moon the fat bitch would of caused an eclipse   anonymous october 13, 2007 | 11:54 am   joe mamma is so stupid she said”im stupid”   playa october 13, 2007 | 11:57 am   yo mama’s like the town bike everyone had a ride   playa october 13, 2007 | 11:57 am   hi people   swavie october 15, 2007 | 10:26 pm   yo momma is so skinney when she jumped off the empire state building she started to float p.s.she wieghs 00.00000000090875467642346790987642324781234567899901098765432111234567890987654567812345678987653467765456475942586235795647623885549975439998554679253056207535294623842914328463677517775542923143659748   ellis october 16, 2007 | 4:25 pm   ur momma is so dumb that when she got locked in tesco she starved. ur mum soo dum she climbed over a glass wall 2 c wat was on da ova side   ellis october 16, 2007 | 4:29 pm   ur mum is soooooo fat dat wen she jumped out a plane she got stuck in the air   ellis october 16, 2007 | 4:30 pm   ur dads head is sooooooo bald dat wen u rub his head u can c into da future   ellis october 16, 2007 | 4:31 pm   ur mum sooooo ugly it makes neil clayton look pretti   adrianna october 16, 2007 | 6:15 pm   yo mamma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the coch   hbk october 17, 2007 | 4:47 am   joe mamma is like a door knob, everyone has had a turn!   hbk october 17, 2007 | 4:48 am   your dad is so ugly michael jackson doesn’t even like him! oooooohh!   anonymous october 20, 2007 | 10:25 pm   ya momma is like a bike !!! every likes to rider her   anonymous october 20, 2007 | 10:25 pm   ya momma so fat that she sat next to every one in glass   anonymous october 20, 2007 | 10:27 pm   your momma so stupid she got a bad and started to talk i went what ya doing she said im sening a voice mail   anonymous october 20, 2007 | 10:29 pm   ya momma so poor her diner trays are her good chiner post your favorite yo momma joke or comment on the others: name e-mail information for comment usersline and paragraph breaks are implemented automatically. your e-mail address is never displayed. please consider what you're posting. use the buttons below to customise your comment or joke. please type your joke or comment here rss feed for comments on this post | trackback uri   stay current with the latest yo momma jokes by adding us to these personalized pages: [+] bloglines [+] feedster [+] google reader [+] my aol [+] my msn [+] my yahoo [+] newsgator 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