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claude of the dance
may 4 2006, 8:49 pm
anyone north enders heard the new song about carlo nash heard a some fans singing it during the game on sunday it went something like this(to the tune of my old mans a dustman)posh spice is a slappershes got a hairy gash and when shes sha**ing bekham she thinks of carlo nash
locke
may 4 2006, 8:50 pm
christ! the youth of today!
denilson
may 4 2006, 8:51 pm
and that is worth a thread, even tho it's a decent song
westmancoat
may 4 2006, 8:52 pm
thats pretty nice...
sf
may 4 2006, 8:53 pm
quote(claude of the dance @ may 4 2006, 9:49 pm) [snapback]1532993[/snapback]anyone north enders heard the new song about carlo nash heard a some fans singing it during the game on sunday it went something like this(to the tune of my old mans a dustman)posh spice is a slappershes got a hairy gash and when shes sha**ing bekham she thinks of carlo nashyeah there's been a few songs similar to that one going around all season, the one unde rmy avatar is the official carlo nash song though.the one in your post is nearly as good as "he's class, he's quick, he's got a massive dick...chris sedgwick, chris sedgwick
denilson
may 4 2006, 8:53 pm
also bekham is spelt beckham, he is also your countrys captain.
locke
may 4 2006, 8:53 pm
i am actually worried about the influx of users like this!
sf
may 4 2006, 8:55 pm
quote(locke @ may 4 2006, 9:53 pm) [snapback]1533003[/snapback]i am actually worried about the influx of users like this!to be fair, i bet we all came across as a bit retarded when we signed up.give him time and at least it's got people posting.
wemaniacs2
may 4 2006, 8:58 pm
posh spice is a slappera slapper and a whoreand when she's shagging beckhamshe thinks of darren warddarren, darren ward!
tigerboy
may 4 2006, 8:59 pm
jingle bells, preston smells, chantelle is a whore.that's all i think of so far for a new preston song.
claude of the dance
may 4 2006, 8:59 pm
to the north end fan never heard the sedgewick song but its quite witty wot do u think of north ends chances against leeds. oh and congradulations to the reading fan who must be really proud that his team have bought promotion to the prem this year well doneedited for languagekaawaterlooccc moderator
sf
may 4 2006, 9:01 pm
quote(claude of the dance @ may 4 2006, 9:59 pm) [snapback]1533013[/snapback] to the north end fan never heard the sedgewick song but its quite witty wot do u think of north ends chances against leeds. oh and congradulations to the reading fan who must be really proud that his team have bought promotion to the prem this year well donewe've got as good a chance as them especially with the second leg at home, i'm confident the players and the fans will do the club proud tommorow.anyway mate, people get a bit touchy if you use text talk on here just thought i'd warn you
nikki (wwfc4me)
may 4 2006, 9:01 pm
quote(claude of the dance @ may 4 2006, 9:59 pm) [snapback]1533013[/snapback] who must be really proud that his team have bought promotion to the prem this year well done sorry but there's been quite a few 'idiots' signing up recently. don't write in text language and stick to the topic and i'm sure you'll be fine (know it's not really my place to speak but oh well )
phild
may 4 2006, 9:02 pm
carlo always gets a great reception when he comes back to palace, just a shame that coppell decided to buy kevin miller and he lost his chance to play for us in the top flight. i remember a few years back he came and sat with the palace fans in the away end at blackburn - top bloke.if we don't go up, then i hope it's him and pne that make it.
ominic
may 4 2006, 9:04 pm
sweeeeet carolineeeeeeee, duh duh duh, good times never seemed so good
locke
may 4 2006, 9:05 pm
quote(sf @ may 4 2006, 9:55 pm) [snapback]1533006[/snapback]to be fair, i bet we all came across as a bit retarded when we signed up.give him time and at least it's got people posting.looking back at my first post... i can tell you i certainly wasn't!
westmancoat
may 4 2006, 9:05 pm
quote(claude of the dance @ may 4 2006, 9:59 pm) [snapback]1533013[/snapback]oh and congradulations to the reading fan who must be really proud that his team have bought promotion to the prem this year well donethat was a nice cheap dig, well played.complete rubbish might i add.
phild
may 4 2006, 9:05 pm
quote(wemaniacs2 @ may 4 2006, 9:58 pm) [snapback]1533011[/snapback]posh spice is a slappera slapper and a whoreand when she's shagging beckhamshe thinks of darren warddarren, darren ward!posh spice is a slapperand has a shocking voiceand when she's shagging beckhamshe thinks of emmerson boyce.
claude of the dance
may 4 2006, 9:06 pm
sorry lads ill try not to use the text talk from now on
phild
may 4 2006, 9:07 pm
posh spice is a slapperand now she's up the duffyou may all think it's beckham'sbut it's jobi mcanuff'sjobi mcanuff mcanuff jobi mcanuff a na na na na na na na
claude of the dance
may 4 2006, 9:07 pm
sorry lads ill try not to use the text talk from now on
phild
may 4 2006, 9:07 pm
i'll stop now.
kaawaterloo
may 4 2006, 9:10 pm
quote(claude of the dance @ may 4 2006, 10:06 pm) [snapback]1533034[/snapback]sorry lads ill try not to use the text talk from now on language as well as text talk, please read the forum rules as a guide.thank youkaawaterlooccc moderator
locke
may 4 2006, 9:10 pm
quote(claude of the dance @ may 4 2006, 9:59 pm) [snapback]1533013[/snapback] oh and congradulations to the reading fan who must be really proud that his team have bought promotion to the prem this year well doneer, yeah. our most expensive signing this season, and in fact the history of the club, was £1 million.
claude of the dance
may 4 2006, 9:11 pm
quote(phild @ may 4 2006, 10:07 pm) [snapback]1533036[/snapback]posh spice is a slapperand now she's up the duffyou may all think it's beckham'sbut it's jobi mcanuff'sjobi mcanuff mcanuff jobi mcanuff a na na na na na na naposh spice is a slapperher knickers smell of c**k and when shes sh****ng beckham she thinks of ormerod
westmancoat
may 4 2006, 9:12 pm
quote(locke @ may 4 2006, 10:10 pm) [snapback]1533043[/snapback]er, yeah. our most expensive signing this season, and in fact the history of the club, was £1 million.maybe he was on about the huge amount we've paid to cork for doyle and long?
tails
may 4 2006, 9:15 pm
that song is ace! as everyone else is doing it...posh spice is a slappershe buys her sons their kitsand when she's shagging beckhamshe thinks of lukas jutkiewicz....i'm no good at this
ominic
may 4 2006, 9:17 pm
quote(spirit @ may 4 2006, 10:12 pm) [snapback]1533048[/snapback]maybe he was on about the huge amount we've paid to cork for doyle and long? i think he means a squad that cost under £3m is expensive.
tigerboy
may 4 2006, 9:17 pm
posh is a slapperand she looks like a bloody stickthe reason for this is,'cos she's anorexic
sf
may 4 2006, 9:17 pm
quote(claude of the dance @ may 4 2006, 10:11 pm) [snapback]1533046[/snapback]posh spice is a slapperher knickers smell of c**k and when shes sh****ng beckham she thinks of ormerodyeah that's the one i heard a couple of weeks ago, thought it was "her knickers smell of cod" but either way it made me smile."he's class, he's scouse, he'll rob yer f*cking house, dave nugent, dave nugent!!
westmancoat
may 4 2006, 9:18 pm
quote(tigerboy @ may 4 2006, 10:17 pm) [snapback]1533062[/snapback]posh is a slapperand she looks like a bloody stickthe reason for this is,'cos she's anorexicsoon to be in the charts?
claude of the dance
may 4 2006, 9:25 pm
[quote name='spirit' date='may 4 2006, 10:18 pm' post='1533068']soon to be in the charts?[/quoteit will be funny watching reading attempt to compete in the prem next season
ominic
may 4 2006, 9:28 pm
quoteit will be funny watching reading attempt to compete in the prem next seasonso you don't think your going to get promoted either?
claude of the dance
may 4 2006, 9:33 pm
quote(ominic @ may 4 2006, 10:28 pm) [snapback]1533111[/snapback]so you don't think your going to get promoted either?ha funny man if i can call you that.
westmancoat
may 4 2006, 9:36 pm
quote(claude of the dance @ may 4 2006, 10:33 pm) [snapback]1533130[/snapback]ha funny man if i can call you that.isn't it past your bedtime?you've been a member for less than a day and you're already on a wind-up, good job. and i'm sure it will be hilarious for you watching us play in the premiership, have fun.
phild
may 4 2006, 9:45 pm
anyone remember the song ebeneezer goode by the shamen?he lives at the palaceand he’ll mean you no maliceand he goes by the name ofmikele leigertwoodhis friends call him mik whenhe's the main geezerand he runs the midfield, he’ll make you look a prickfine in supply he makes you feel finevery much maligned and misunderstoodif you know the geezer he's realcrowd pleaserif he's ever so good he was leigertwood goodchorusleigertwood, leigertwood der der der derhe's mikele leigertwoodleigertwood, leigertwood der der der derhe's mikele leigertwoodnow that would be a quality song if it could catch on (obviously just the chorus, rather than the verse which i made up for my own amusement)
batts
may 6 2006, 1:26 pm
may aswell add...posh spice is a slappershe likes to masturbateand when she shagging beckhamshes thinking of ken bates.
ominic
may 6 2006, 1:37 pm
quote(batts @ may 6 2006, 2:26 pm) [snapback]1536047[/snapback]may aswell add...posh spice is a slappershe likes to masturbateand when she shagging beckhamshes thinking of ken bates.that ones quite good.
denilson
may 6 2006, 1:49 pm
quote(locke @ may 4 2006, 10:10 pm) [snapback]1533043[/snapback]er, yeah. our most expensive signing this season, and in fact the history of the club, was £1 million.leroy leroy leroy leroy!
pne4daprem
may 6 2006, 10:23 pm
quote(phild @ may 4 2006, 10:07 pm) [snapback]1533036[/snapback]posh spice is a slapperand now she's up the duffyou may all think it's beckham'sbut it's jobi mcanuff'sjobi mcanuff mcanuff jobi mcanuff a na na na na na na nawtf? go shove jobi mcanus up ur bottom
matty g of g
may 6 2006, 10:26 pm
quote(claude of the dance @ may 4 2006, 10:11 pm) [snapback]1533046[/snapback]posh spice is a slapperher knickers smell of c**k and when shes sh****ng beckham she thinks of ormerodi bet the song chanters at your place really have a few brain cells. i mean it must have taken a few to listen to our sung about ormerod. memorise it. then sing it for yourselves
beatle
may 6 2006, 11:33 pm
very old song.i remember at one away game we had about two seasons back, we sung.posh spice is a slapperand she stinks of comebut when she's s*agging beckhamshe thinks of andy todd
stu
may 7 2006, 8:32 am
quote(beatle @ may 7 2006, 12:33 am) [snapback]1537678[/snapback]very old song.i remember at one away game we had about two seasons back, we sung.posh spice is a slapperand she stinks of comebut when she's s*agging beckhamshe thinks of andy todddoes "come" rhyme with "todd"?its "and she stinks of cod"
riding_pne
may 7 2006, 9:16 am
coleen is a slapperand coleen is a whoreand when shes shagging rooneyshe thinks of dichio
beaumontfox
may 7 2006, 10:16 am
that doesn't rhyme either......
morley white
may 7 2006, 2:53 pm
when we still had a certain aussie playing for us the words of this song were.........posh spice is a slappershe likes a big fat toolwhen she's shagging beckhamshe thinks of harry kewel
nikki (wwfc4me)
may 7 2006, 7:33 pm
ahem..not that i join in any of these chants myself, i've heard..."colleen is a slappershe takes it up the arseand when she's shagging rooneyshe thinks of leon clarke"before!
hairy crackling
may 7 2006, 8:38 pm
quote(phild @ may 4 2006, 10:07 pm) [snapback]1533036[/snapback]posh spice is a slapperand now she's up the duffyou may all think it's beckham'sbut it's jobi mcanuff'sjobi mcanuff mcanuff jobi mcanuff a na na na na na na naheh. too many syllables on 'mcanuff', mind.posh spice is a slapperher minge is ****ing smellyand when she's shagging beckham, she thinks of gary kellyposh spice is a slappershe's also touchy feelyand when she's shagging beckhamshe thinks of david healyposh spice is a slappershe looks just like a rakeand when she's shagging beckham, she thinks of robbie blakebut my personal old-school favourite:posh spice is a slapperher career is a ****ing disasterand when she's shagging beckham,she thinks of jaime mcmaster
beatle
may 8 2006, 11:39 am
quote(stuwilky @ may 7 2006, 9:32 am) [snapback]1537841[/snapback]does "come" rhyme with "todd"?its "and she stinks of cod"there's different versions i think.poor song anyway.
superlamps
may 8 2006, 3:43 pm
like it.
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