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i know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery.
again i’ll say it: best line ever in any rock n’ roll song:
and dropping a barbell
he points to the sky, saying
“the sun’s not yellow.
it’s chicken.”
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vote756.com: i’m going with option b, the asterisk.
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superman wears tim tebow pajamas.
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here’s a classic from the onion for today: hijackers surprised to find selves in hell
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i know you want to believe it. i know that it came from a trustworthy source — your sister, your cousin, your aunt — who would never lie to you. i know it is almost plausible. but, no. your aunt did not have twins in her class named orange jello and lemon jello. your sister did not overhear a woman in the grocery store calling her daughter shithead. your cousin the nurse never had to explain to someone that vagina was not an appropriate name for a newborn. stop forwarding me these silly stories, people.
tagged with: urban legends, namesposted in: rants on thursday, september 6th, 2007. link · 4 comments · google it!
found: one brilliant article about being a programmer
source: mefi
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whoa. i felt that one. a nice 4.5 right under my buddy’s house. at first i thought that one of the cats knocked over a lamp or something. scary. i can never remember what i’m supposed to do. hide under a table? stand in a doorframe? jump in the bathtub? stop, drop, and roll?
tagged with: quake, los angeles, californiaposted in: los angeles on thursday, august 9th, 2007. link · 1 comment · google it!
“i guess of all my uncles, i liked uncle cave man the best. we called him uncle cave man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he’d eat one of us. later on we found out he was a bear.”
from deep thoughts by jack handey
tagged with: deep thoughts, snl, quotes, comedyposted in: comedy, quotations on wednesday, august 8th, 2007. link · post a comment · google it!
wow. you have got to feel bad for kaitlin corcoran. she’s got identity issues; she’s unclear on what her middle name is. she’s dating two guys at the same time, and they both have drastic problems with their anatomy. and she feels the need to tell me — a complete stranger — all about it. see for yourself.
tagged with: spam, comedy, sexposted in: comedy on wednesday, august 8th, 2007. link · 1 comment · google it!
last night tricia and i went to see tamar at the hotel cafe in hollywood. she played a great set and we had a good time. we didn’t get home until after 11, and i couldn’t get to sleep.
i was up until 1:30am reading dark tide: the great boston molasses flood of 1919. what a crazy story! can you imagine seeing a 50′ tall wave of molasses barreling towards you at 35mph? and the ten-year legal battle that followed was one of the country’s first major class-action lawsuits. truly a fascinating tale.
tonight is our big engagement party at the viper room. we’ve got the club reserved for the night, which is pretty flipping cool. (give me a ring if you want to get on the guest list.) our good friends von cotton play at 9pm and our other good friends becky start their set at 11pm. it should be a pretty wild time.
tagged with: los angeles, music, hollywoodposted in: mylife, los angeles, music on wednesday, august 1st, 2007. link · 2 comments · google it!
david vincent gagne says:
you know what’s obnoxious?
ebay
ebay is retardo
they email me when i have lost an auction
david vincent gagne says:
why the #$@* would i want an email like that?
a.friend says:
i don’t even have the energy to talk abt why i hate ebay
they send you might want to bid on ….
david vincent gagne says:
why the hell don’t they email me ten minutes before it’s over if i’m not in the lead?
that would be useful
a.friend says:
they should do that
yes
next time i see you i will tell you what happened with us
we were managing an ebay store for a client
we had 54k in products online
david vincent gagne says:
or at the very least they should have an “add to outlook” link on every item so you can store a reminder in your calendar
a.friend says:
they shut off the store
david vincent gagne says:
wow
what were they selling?
a.friend says:
dental supplies
everything was kosher
i will tell you in person
david vincent gagne says:
jewish dental supplies?
a.friend says:
i mean, it wasn’t black market
david vincent gagne says:
there’s your problem, dude
a.friend says:
we had invoices
david vincent gagne says:
nobody but nobody lets you deal in jewish dental supplies
tagged with: comedy, content, instant messagesposted in: comedy on wednesday, july 18th, 2007. link · post a comment · google it!
a perfect t-shirt for the cool kids in the music industry …
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beware the aryan bear brotherhood.
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the new member registration form at the blue cross of california website has what i consider to be several major bugs.
a user’s username must contain a number and a letter. because this is not exactly a ‘net “standard”, they need to do a better job of bringing this to your attention.
when you submit the form with an error — for example, not including a number in your username — any values selected in drop-down combo boxes are reset to their defaults. this means that you have to re-select your “group member type” and “secret question” before submitting the form again. if you don’t re-select these fields, the submission fails.
when you submit the form with an error — for example, if you didn’t include a number in your username and then re-submitted the form without re-selecting your “group member type” and “secret question” — the two password fields (which you entered twice to avoid typos) are cleared as a security precaution. you must enter these values again.
when you submit the form with an error — for example, if you didn’t include a number in your username and the re-submitted the form without re-selecting your “group member type” and “secret question” and then re-submitted the form without re-entering your password twice — you really have a strong desire to punch your monitor.
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tagged with: web design, customer service, insurance, rantsposted in: rants, webdesign on tuesday, july 10th, 2007. link · 1 comment · google it!
chewbacca assaults marilyn at kodak theater
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